Those Ain’t McNuggets! Horrified McDonald’s customers watch naked man inject drugs into his testicles

Naked man found in McDonald’s injecting drugs into his testicles and ‘making strange noises’

h/t Suze

  • Millie_Woods

    There should be a bounty on these kind of weirdos. That’s not meant to be an irrational statement either.

    • Toronto’s Medical Officer wants to legalize all drugs.

      • Millie_Woods

        With 2 pictures in my head, I googled ‘Toronto Chief Medical Officer’. I was not disappointed.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Some things are as predictable as a sunrise. Toronto is one of them.

      • Clink9

        Maybe bath salts are making a comeback.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I’m with you, Millie, and I am having a particularly rational morning to boot! Had to wash up both my cats due to an over-zealous skunk that lives in the rear part of our rural property. Nothing like skunk smell to clear the mind of unnecessary clutter……..

      • Millie_Woods

        Strangely enough I don’t mind the smell of skunk, as long as I’m not right in the thick of it. It’s a proximity thing. I’m guessing your cats were ‘right in the thick of it?

        • Justin St.Denis

          OMG, yes! More than “in the thick of it”, the little beggars must have been the target of the skunk’s action. They stank to high heaven and both KNEW it. They were oddly docile as my wife and I undertook the necessary bathing measures to neutralize the odour.

          My wife agrees with you about skunk smell; I don’t. Then again, my wife tends to complain about the smell of manure which comes with each Spring for a couple weeks in our rural community. I find the SCENT oddly comforting. But I spent a summer cleaning out chicken coops when I was a teenager, and that permanently fucks up your olfactory system. For example, many commercial salad dressings smell like urine to me, so I am a master salad-dressing maker today! 😉

          Silver linings………

  • tom_billesley

    Have Liverpool City Council failed to provide safe spaces for ball injection?
    Perhaps he/she/xe was just inflating his/her/xer prosthetic testicle implants.

    • Watchman

      This would be the women’s bathrooms which are would be likely transgender-friendly in this postmodern world run by SJWs. She needs to be counselled so as to not cause potential offence to a possible transgender woman who may have been injecting male hormone blockers.

      This is the unforeseen effects on women caused by the SJWs ideological campaigns.

  • Spatchcocked

    I wasn’t even there but I’ll take my oath the gent WAS making strange noises……very strange noises.

  • canminuteman

    I can imagine I would be making strange noises if I was injecting something into my testicles to.

  • Alain

    What ever happened to “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”?

  • ed

    if you gotta find a vein you gotta find a vein the only cure kill with fire !