Satanist delivers historic invocation, hails Satan at Colorado council meeting

In a move that both attracted and scared away attendees from a Colorado council meeting, a Satanist delivered the invocation Wednesday. Those opposed gathered outside while Andrew Vodopich became the first Satanist in the state to deliver the prayer.

Representing the Western Colorado Atheists and Freethinkers, Vodopich delivered the invocation at the Grand Junction City Council meeting. The one minute prayer would have failed to raise an eyebrow had it not been for a “Hail Satan” tacked to the end.

  • Hard Little Machine
  • Alain

    An atheist santanist is an oxymoron.

    • He looks more salami sandwich than satanic.

      • Alain

        Indeed he does.

  • John Boy

    What’s his title, “Imam”?

  • ontario john

    So he is a United Church minister??

    • andycanuck

      Swedish bishop?

      • Bla Bla

        LOL on both!

  • Editor

    That’ll teach his parents it’s not “just a phase”!

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Tomorrow, Sunday, the perverts will parade through the streets of Vancouver. How the hell did we get to this point?

    • Editor

      Cultural relativism and our reluctance to condemn it.

      • Bla Bla

        And people cowering in the shadow of the socialists and their new mega weapon – political correctness. Unbelievable.

        • Editor

          Shaming conservative opinion has been a tool of the left since the early days of the feminist and LGBT movements and they’ve been quite good at it. The left’s choke hold on academia has been a major tool in that success.

          • Bla Bla

            Indeed. The rest of the conservative movement needs to put on their big boy pants and stop being afraid of being called whatever the intolerant blackshirts throw at them. All our backing down does is make things worse as it emboldens them to continue with their assault on freedom loving people. These assholes are gunning for rail cars full of undesirables being shipped to concentration camps, and at this rate, we might just live to see it happen if thing s don’t turn around.

    • DaninVan

      And normally sane citizens will be down there applauding their whatever.
      They (the paradees) live for the notoriety and (ahem) exposure.
      Believe it or not a LOT of gays and lesbians cringe at the exhibitionism; don’t want any part of it.

  • Clausewitz

    It’s Colorado people, what the hell did you expect?

  • Dana Garcia

    I hate to be judgmental, but that guy is straight from central casting, satanist department.

  • ismiselemeas


    • Bla Bla

      Indeed, if you didn’t laugh, you’d have to cry.

  • andycanuck

    I guess when the second Civil War starts, we’ll see how many of these assholes are willing to die for their “beliefs”. (Yes, I think they’re all faking it unlike some of the neopagan types who I believe to be sincere but stupid.)

    • Editor

      I told you earlier. “It’s not just a phase Mom!!!” . . . Oh, and Hail Santa!

  • BillyHW

    I miss the days when we could just round these people up and burn them at the stake.