Canadian Sausages Found To Contain Discarded Car Parts, Spent Nuclear Fuel, Kathleen Wynne’s Toenails

Twenty per cent of sausages tested across Canada contained meat not listed on label: study

  • Dana Garcia

    Better to stick with BACON!

    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

      • David Murrell

        I only belatedly understood D. Garcia’s joke.

  • Brenda

    They only used to contain lips and assholes!

  • ontario john

    More Russian interference!! And perhaps the Jews, Harper, and global warming.

  • BillyHW

    I’m okay with this as long as it isn’t soy.

    • tom_billesley

      … or the same ingredient as Blackpool’s Funny Boyz kebabs.

    • You win.

  • marty_p

    New labelling:
    May contain beef and or mechanically deboned beef products and or pork and or mechanically deboned pork products and or chicken and or mechanically deboned pork products and or ….
    They are going to run out of space on the pkg label.

    • Mechanically deboned sounds filthy.

      • Frances

        At least the mechanical deboner gets cleaned on a regular basis; some of the unmechanical workers may not have those sanitary standards.

        • Alain

          Also how many of those workers are Somalis?

          • Exile1981

            100% in brooks. The meat plant there won’t hire non somalis because the somalis drive them out or cause accidents.

  • simus1

    How repulsive !
    Oh sorry, not the sausages. Sausages are sausages.
    The exclamation was in reference to the fish wrap.