Emasculation on Board the USS Gerald Ford

The U.S. Navy and my alma mater Princeton University seem to be hell-bent on joining a national campaign on emasculation. Maybe I’m wrong, but the signs are really ominous.

The newly commissioned nuclear aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) is underway on its own power for the first time. The carrier Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st-century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

  • Ed

    The seat won’t be down ladies…

  • Editor

    There is a push in Sweden to force Men to sit down to piss. This is possibly just a slow, underhanded way to achieve the same goal.


    • Alain

      Yeah, like Muslim males.

  • canminuteman

    Someone I know (he’s a plumbing contractor, but still…) has urinals in all his bathrooms and one in the garage/workshop for good measure. If I was building my own house and had lots of money I would do the same thing.

  • vwVwwVwv

    Hang the responsible

  • HalcyonDaze

    I’d hate to be the seaman who has to clean those heads. Have you ever tried pissing in a toilet when there’s a sea state 6 running. Social engineering assholes who don’t got to see making decisions for the people who do always ends up a disaster and if they think they can change thousands of years of male evolution by removing a urinal and making them squat to piss, they’re in for big surprise. LOL