Justin Trudeau wants the West to worship at his feet

Justin Trudeau, the wokest world leader, has officially achieved rock-star status. This week he appears on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. His pale blue tie is slightly askew — cos he ain’t a stiff like the rest of them, okay? — and his smoky eyes are peering into the camera, but really into readers’ souls, and loins. The headline? ‘Why Can’t He Be Our President?’ Say it in the style of a 12-year-old girl wondering out loud why the boys’ hot PE teacher can’t also be her French tutor and you’ll have the measure of this cover, and of the whole infantile cult that is Trudeauphilia.

  • Clink9

    He gets more like Zoolander every day.

  • Janie

    Justin Trudeau is almost as dreamy on the cover of the Rolling Stone as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Again, the wrong Trudeau died in that avalanche.

    • John Boy

      You mean it should have been all of them?

      • Tooth&Claw

        It wouldn’t have hurt my feelings if this particular dynasty vanished.

      • (standing ovation, whistling, waving hands)

  • Canadian Born

    I sure as well wish he was the Americans president and we had someone like Trump running Canada, then maybe Canadians would stand a chance of getting our country back!

  • If people are honest with themselves, they would not trust him with anything. There is nothing about him, other than his wealth and name, that strikes one has extraordinary.

  • Robert Sewell

    ThisTrudeau is real?
    I just thought I was having an acid flash back!