Rolling Stone’s Justin Trudeau Cover Story: ‘Why Can’t He Be Our President?’

From the magazine that gave us the sexy cover pic of Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev comes this new sexy cover pic of Canadian traitor-to-Western-civilization Justin Trudeau, accompanied by the desperate, wistful question, “Why Can’t He Be Our President?”

More… A few things in Rolling Stone’s profile of Justin Trudeau that were just plain wrong

Justin Trudeau: The Rolling Stone Cover That Never Was–But Should Have Been

  • Clink9

    Rolling Stone, what a bunch of knob gobblers.

    • They are a rag.

      • Exile1981

        He should have been in a picture without underwear so he could follow in his mom’s as well as his dad foot steps.

      • Will Quest

        – ” On the cover of Rolling Stone “-
        I wonder how Justin’s better-half at Canada’s Camelot { Soapie ,the other half of that narcissist tag-team at 24 Sussex Drive } , reacted to being excluded from this high profile notoriety …. hair-brushes must have been flying~!?!
        Whenever that narcissist prig suffers negative publicity { payola for Omar } out comes the Progressive MSM lap-dogs to sing his PRAISE ……
        The adoring press creating a virtual reality , a tawdry circle-Jerk ….. & the rag Rolling Stone publically fellates him ……. a Maggie déjà vu …….
        WOT! No trigger warning from the Lügenpresse~!?!

    • SEE: fake rape stories.

    • Surele Surele

      As I said:

      Rolling Stone total circulation in 2014‎: ‎1,468,263

      AARP Magazine (for retirees in USA) in 2015: 23,428,878

  • ontario john

    The Canadian media is thrilled that our little dictator is loved by all the leftists in the world. And don’t miss that ground breaking story and video at the Globe and Mail, on little Justin dancing in Quebec. He is so cool and wonderful.

    • Lucky us.

      • WalterBannon

        Lucky like a terminal cancer patient in Wynntario

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Justin can’t be our president because the long campaign tends to expose phonies unless they are superb actors like Obama.

    • Justin is just selfie without the depth.

      • Will Quest

        A one-dimension selfie…..

    • Alain

      Not sure about that, since he has the same backers and handlers that Obama had, and look how well that worked for two terms.

  • Oracle9

    After 1,000 words of the Rolling Stone article I had to put it down and run to vomit.

  • canminuteman

    If you want him so badly, take him! Please take him!

  • Waffle

    The NatPo writer was probably thrilled to have the opportunity to display her copy editing skills however she is probably way too young to catch (or even know about) the real knee slappers.

    Among the items I found amusing:

    the reference to Fidel Castro and Jimmy Carter in the pews at Pierre’s funeral.

    For heaven’s sake — Castro had a place of honour in the front row!!

    Reference to how hard Justin worked on the eulogy with lots of help from some friends.

    Not a whisper, not a word about the shocking and still hilarious borrowing from Shakespeare that omits the punch line.

    But the best was the sanitized version of how his father married his girlfriend.

    Any reader who was at university at the time will remember the hilarity this occasioned especially if there were grads from SFU or UBC present. Mattress Maggie’s reputation was well known. Besides, Pierre barely had time to shower after bedding Barbra, or was it Leona?

    I guess they must have burned any extant copies of Maggie’s tell-all (Beyond Reason) in which she details how she “did it” standing up in the washroom at Club 22 with Jack Nicholson. Besides, fantasies of group sex with the Stones is far more titillating.

  • moraywatson

    Liberalism, downstream from sub-culture.

  • Morticiaa

    All those little bi sexuals at the rolling stone are just salivating at the thought of sucking his little dick

  • Spatchcocked

    His sleeves are ALWAYS rolled up…..I reckon it’s cause he’s just had it off the wrist…..know what I mean ?

    I know it’s meant to signify he’s a do-er but WE know he ain’t…….he’s never done anything out of the ordinary because WE know he’s just a trust fund mediocrity that never finished anything he started.

    I’d give 50 bucks to see him performing Hamlets soliloquy……the fucking fool would ham it up and not even know it. Dirty lisping poseur dopehead.

  • Spatchcocked

    That cardboard booby gives me a pain in the arsie…….Yuge.

  • tom_billesley

    There’s an Ottawa in Illinois, so it’s obviously a minor clerical error that’s made him Canadian. Fix it now!

  • Never Forgive Never Forget

    This limp wristed panty waister is fluffing his way to the top spot in the UN global monkey brigade. He couldn’t give a flying f*ck about Canada.

  • WalterBannon

    Justin Trudeau, “Why Can’t He Die in a Snow Boarding accident like his idiot brother?”

  • Ron MacDonald
    • Canadian Born

      If people want selfies with this mentally challenged moron, what does that say about the people that voted him in? It says Canada is overrun by a lot of mentally challenged people and Canada is screwed!

  • Surele Surele

    Rolling Stone total circulation in 2014‎: ‎1,468,263

    AARP Magazine (for retirees in USA) in 2015: 23,428,878

    Hey, Canada. Stop drooling.

  • Shebel

    LOOK !
    Justin’s tie is Pointing at his Cock !

  • Tooth&Claw

    As my children say to each other at times : “And you’re the sperm that won?”

  • Why would anyone want a loser in a sham marriage as their leader? We don’t even want him.

    • Exile1981

      He’s just as fake as the writers at rolling stone.

      • And their fake rape stories.

        • Exile1981

          They should have added this picture to the article

          • Clink9

            White trash.

          • Exile1981

            She is still a darling of the left as she was PET’s beard and she’s the mom and chief sock selector for junior….. who has his own sham marriage.

          • Dude!

          • Exile1981

            I’m in the US this week for a conference. 99% of the questions I have taken from the us attendees have had noting to do with the conference topic but been questions about the payout to omar.

            Finally I just said our PM is an idiot and an embarrassment, please don’t mention him near me as it’s bad for my blood pressure.

            For the record this is a supposed to be a discussion about an industrial process and various techniques to ensure do it and ensure safety; it has nothing to do with politics or governments.

          • I guess visceral disgust trumps that industrial discussion.