Marxist group disbands because members were too rich, white

A Marxist student group at Swarthmore College disbanded itself earlier this year after realizing that its members were too rich and too white to be real commies.

  • mobuyus

    Why didn’t they just take the rachel dolezal route?

  • Spatchcocked

    This Commie shit just won’t die…

  • canminuteman

    Did they figure out that in their communist utopia it would be their stuff being redistributed and decide that maybe it was a bad idea?

  • Too rich and white, one says?

  • Millie_Woods

    Come back, come back! You can still be inner-party members, they’re always rich and white.

  • Ed

    And then they went shopping.