Horror as Muslim accidentally served bacon at McDonald’s!

Behold the Horror Bacon!

  • ontario john

    Good thing it didn’t happen in Canada, or feminist Trudeau would have rushed there with 10 million dollars and an apology.

  • marty_p

    In Canada if you send a complaint to McDonalds you get a coupon for a free Big Mac in the mail.
    A Jew who keeps Kosher won’t eat at McDonalds….logic would dictate that a Mo who keeps Halal should observe the same restriction….If you don’t patronize the place there is no danger of accidentally receiving haram foods.
    I find it amusing to watch hijab clad Muslimas eating food from McDonalds at the local shopping centre…having worked at McDonalds as a teen – utensils, buns, employee hands are not necessarily isolated from any particular foods – so the same grill that cooks the burgers may have been used to cook the bacon and a quick scrape of the grill does not hermetically remove bacon grease.
    What does Mo expect when served by some minimum wage drone (typically a teen in Summer).

    This could be a new lawfare tactic – run around town eating food at McDonalds (like Morgan Spurlock until you hit the jackpot.

    • Editor

      Entirely logical and practical solution. But that’s not what our “bacon victim” is looking for here. He’s looking for his 15 minutes of infamy, “cred” within his twisted ideological tribe, to further the islamophobia / victim narrative and possibly some of that sweet, sweet kuffar compensation money.

      • Alain

        I think he is also drawn by the scent of free money rather than the smell of bacon.

    • Justin St.Denis

      McD’s in Britain does not use/serve halal chicken. Everybody knows this in GB. As such, a lawsuit really won’t work in this case. The “victim” is not a particularly observant muslim.

      • tom_billesley

        His beard is a bit of a giveaway.

    • But Horror Bacon on his Sammie!

    • Linda1000

      I find it amusing when I see muslims in Canada at the dell counters buying sliced meats because the meat slicers are not wiped or cleaned between one customer requesting sliced ham or various sausage meats and chicken or beef. Same with the muslims who handle pork to serve non-muslims or the girls in hijabs sprinkling bacon bits on the salads at the fresh food bars in the supermarkets. Somehow all this muslim aversion to pork doesn’t ring quite true.

    • Tooth&Claw

      If he’s not injured or dead from consuming it, no harm, no foul in my books.

  • Ed

    Yet, somehow, going back home is not on the table…

    • They really should consider that option, solely to protect their delicate sensibilities.

  • TruthSerum

    Whilst “devout”, clean-shaven Muslim, Adir Ami, suffers an ‘attack of the vapours’ for nearly ingesting bacon – some of his fellow East Oxford ROPers are jailed for actually poisoning their neighbors via their family business:

    “FOUR members of a family who flooded the city with heroin and crack cocaine and dealt to thousands of drug addicts out of their East Oxford home have been jailed.

    Brothers Nadeem Ahmed, 35, Wasim Ahmed, 33, and Arshad Ahmed, 40, were sentenced behind bars along with their 77-year-old father Din Ahmed for a combined total of more than 20 years.

    Dealing high purity heroin and cocaine across the city and from their Hurst Street home, Judge Peter Ross told Oxford Crown Court how they inflicted ‘misery’ on the community through their ‘evil trade’.”


  • Hard Little Machine

    As someone who keeps a kosher home, I don’t expect to be served kosher food in a place that doesn’t say it’s kosher.

  • topposter

    Lucky bastard, I’ve never had anywhere near that much bacon on a McYuck’s burger.

  • Observer

    It must be a Zionist plot against him!

    It’s not their first plot against him. For years when he has been putting his socks into the clothes drier, the Zionists have been stealing his socks out of it just to make him think he’s crazy.

  • Jabberwokk

    No Beard? dude your already haram. Your only chance is Jihad now.

  • New Centurion

    It looks like he ate the rest of the sammich.

  • freakypete98

    It’s Mcdonalds for Shiite sakes. You eat at your own risk and fast food restaurants aren’t exactly known for not making mistakes. If it’s life or death , eat somewhere that caters to your demands,

  • Norman_In_New_York

    A Texas Chicken and Burgers franchise near me has a hand made sign inside the door, “We have halal food,” yet the menu on the wall offers a bacon burger. I assume the same employees handle all the food. So there you have it, halal bacon. Will miracles never cease?

  • Tooth&Claw

    I have food allergies. When in doubt, I don’t eat out.
    I don’t consider a restaurant responsible for my playing food roulette.

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)