White Model Claims She Successfully ‘Transformed’ Into Black Woman

White German model Martina Big claims that she has managed to transform into a black woman through excessive tanning and plastic surgery.

Oh yea, this was a good idea.

  • WalterBannon

    mentally ill “liberals”

    • Some people are really crazy.

  • Rasputin’s rosary

    She seems dumb enough to qualify.

    • David Murrell

      She has trouble getting dates, one would imagine.

      • Kathy Prendergast

        She`ll probably be making a video about that any day now, complaining that men who refuse to date her are bigots.

  • BillyHW

    Now I’m scarred for life.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Transracial, Transgender, Trans-SANITY?
    If I told her a sexist ethnic joke would she be offended?

    What happened to her white privilege?
    Since we all know that white privilege can never be created or destroyed, but can only change form, in what manifestation is it in now?

    This is a very curious case.
    To acknowledge her new state of existence, we are also forced to praise it.
    If however we ignore her new state, we are relieved of that obligation.
    Is this a new social rule that borders on, or is a corollary of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?
    Schroedinger’s Tranny anybody?

  • Reader

    Time for a calypso interlude.

    • Yo Mama

      There’s ugly and then there is Martina Big ugly.

      And she makes an 90 year old junkie street hooker who gave birth to 20 children and who has had the clap most of her life passable in comparison!

  • DMB

    If her ass is as big as her breasts she will be a black porn star sensation! 🙂

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    If she hooked up with Sean King for some mortal combat it could be “Talcum-X vs. The Bride of Funkenstein”.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Some things cannot be unseen or forgotten. At moments like these, I wonder what George Carlin would say………………

  • Editor

    Her money would have been better spent on a psychiatrist rather than a plastic surgeon.

  • Drunk_by_Noon
  • J. C.

    You call that a ‘success’?!?!?!

    No ma’am… That is a TOTAL F*CKING FAILURE!!!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Jesus Christ the Large Hadron Collider divided by zero

    • Tweety58

      Please don’t use the Lord’s name in vain.

      • Hard Little Machine

        Kim Trashbagian?

  • Tooth&Claw

    Where’s the eye bleach? Good Lord, a walking, talking, unthinking caricature and parody of a woman and of African heritage.

  • Tooth&Claw

    She may feel black, but she’s delusional.
    I guess she hasn’t read “Black Like Me” for information or to realize it’s been done before.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Okay, Okay. Here is Ethiopian Israeli model Tami Takala for all you chocolate addicts out there. And she is real. They don’t know what silicone is in that country.

  • laja kurc

    Oy vey, it’s Kingfish in drag!