15 pounds of frozen Italian sausage crashes down on family’s roof

A South Florida family is perplexed after recently waking up to a loud thud, only to find that the mysterious sound was several packages of frozen Italian sausage.

h/t tom_billesley

  • JoKeR

    Amazon’s first food delivery by drone!

  • Editor

    The article states “pork” sausage. It’s obviously a botched hate crime. A HATE CRIME!!! Where is the SPLC, CAIR and the ACLU when you need them?!

    • caliroxanne

      I was thinking the same thing. If it were a Muslim family, FBI and all branches of law enforcement would make this priority one! CAIR would be holding nonstop pressers and we’d be endlessly lectured on Islamophobia.

  • UCSPanther

    That sounds delicious.

  • marty_p

    Who said pigs can’t fly?

    • Observer

      Where does this story mention Lena Dunham?

  • Tom Forsythe

    They are lucky it was Italian. Had it been German sausage, they would all be dead.

  • Barrington Minge

    Pity it wasn’t pork that hit a moosque!!!