Fruit Shoot-ing Acid Attack

Childrens’ Fruit Shoot bottles are being utilised by acid attackers, in order to fire very deadly chemicals at their victims – all it takes is one squeeze. Police advised to check the bottles if found on anyone during routine searches.

  • Martin B

    Acids have been around for a long time, yet for some reason acid attacks were unheard of in the old un-vibrant UK.

    • John Boy

      Mohammad must have been the discoverer of acids!

      • JoKeR

        As in LSD?

  • Alain

    How long before they ban Fruit Shoot instead of dealing with the real problem: importation of barbarian savages.

    • There should at least be criminal background checks and a three day waiting period for anyone wanting to buy fruit drinks of any kind. Oh, and limited capacity for each bottle, too.
      Seriously, though can’t a chemist come up with a new plastic formula for these bottles that will immediately turn it into burning napalm when filled with acid?

      • Blacksmith

        Oh I like your solution, great idea.

  • SDMatt

    Detective superintendent Barry Phillips said: “Who would ever think a Fruit Shoot might be used to fire acid at someone?”

    Precisely, Barry. I suppose one could look at the name and religion of captured perps – *cough* Mohammad and Islam – but that’s just not the done thing in formerly Great Britain, is it?

  • Bla Bla

    When you outlaw fruit shooters, only outlaws will have fruit shooters.

  • WalterBannon

    Culturally enriched by muslims, again

  • Bless his heart

    Islam is Islam.

  • LairdKintyre

    Ain’t multiculturalism grand? Absolutely appended. So many inventive uses these newcomers have for everyday items. Boxcutters to bring down planes. I imagine old Henry Ford never imagined a car makes a useful people plow. And now juice boxs to spray infidels with acid. I feel so enriched.

  • Make them drink the contents of those bottles.

  • marty_p

    I bought some 96 cent a can spray paint at Walmart in the USA (I always keep a few cans of black and white paint available). I had to show ID to prove I wasn’t some teen age graffiti tagger.
    The problem for the UK is the person most likely selling the Fruit Shooter is a P@ki in the local convenience store so even if the rule comes out to check ID – it won’t be enforced among fellow followers of Mo.

  • Shebel

    How much HATE can an Individual , a Religion or a Culture Possess—
    To do this to another Human Being?

    This goes way beyond Western Civilization .

    This is a WAR on our Civilization.

    ” Sorry! I really don’t want You to create a Cemetery in my back yard.”