Muslim Women Learn How To Defend Themselves Against Their Own Hate Crime Hoaxes

A popular liberal narrative says that since Donald Trump’s election Muslim women are under attack from racist Islamophobic supporters. The reality is that nearly 100% of reported anti-Muslim hate crimes over the past 8 months have been hoaxes perpetrated by Muslims to prove that Trump has made America a less tolerant nation. A martial arts studio in Iowa is offering free self-defense classes to Muslim women, presumably so they can stop themselves from inventing hate crimes.

The class is taught by some dude who calls himself Master Hamza Omar. Maybe that’s why the class is geared towards Muslim women; it’s taught by a Muslim man. I wonder if he’s teaching them self-defense techniques to use against other Muslim men. You know, how to avoid being stoned to death, how to repel a beheading, and how to slip out of a genital mutilation.

Actually, I’m not even kidding about this, Master Omar teaches these Muslim women how stop someone from snatching a hijab off of their heads.

  • tom_billesley

    How can a muslim man teach self defence to muslim women he’s not allowed to touch?

    • Blacksmith

      He must be married to all of them right? I mean these women can’t be with a man not their husband or close relative.

    • GrimmCreeper

      By forcing the goat attached to him to display the proper training techniques.

    • fedupwithislam

      Class participants may have to allow him to breastfeed first as per islamic law.

  • marty_p

    He won’t be teaching them Krav Maga

  • Jabberwokk

    If there is any legitimacy to the 10 planet Jiu-Jitsu in the background then there is SOME validity to whats been taught. If not never mind. That said a hijab, neck tie, or turban is asking to be used in a “gi” choke.