California Requires Solar Panels on All Homes and Windmills on All Farms

What has not been widely discussed in the press – and buried in the details of the bill – is that all new homes and all homes sold must have solar panels as their source of energy. All apartment buildings with more than four units must install solar panels by 2025, and all commercial and office buildings must do the same. As for farms, they must commit 25% of their acreage to windmills.

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  • Drunk_by_Noon

    25% of their acreage to windmills
    Uhhhh… sure dude!
    Personally, I have been thinking that we need to kill our agriculture industry anyways and this might just be the hot ticket.
    Yep, “California Grown” means grown, harvested, and packed and shipped by illegals and screw that.
    If we import the oranges from Mexico and South America we don’t also import the people that suck up the welfare too.

  • The Butterfly

    California has bee utterly destroyed by the Left.

    • Alain

      Yes, and in many ways California is much like our Quebec. Both are governed by marxists and moonbats and both depend on the rest of the country to pay for their marxist programs and policies.

  • Alain

    This will accomplish at least a couple of things: enrich those selling the snake oil and further destroy the environment. Yes, both are extremely bad for the environment. Having a farm I feel very sorry for anyone with one in California.

  • Killer Marmot

    Expanding on that issue, he said anyone who can show they are Black, Hispanic, LGBTQ or disabled will get a special subsidy. We are particularly targeting our Native American friends. As long as you can prove you are at least 1/16 Native American we will provide a full subsidy for those individuals.”

    California has figured out how to tax whites (including Asians and Jews, who are now considered white) and heterosexuals.

  • Dana Garcia

    I spent a summer month in Santa Cruz some years back and don’t recall seeing more than a couple hours of sun the whole time.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Santa Cruz kinda sucks like that.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      “Hates California, it’s cold and it’s damp.
      That’s why the lady is a tramp.”

  • General P. Malaise

    the progs aren’t going to stop.

  • Clausewitz

    Let me guess, all of the green energy companies in California are owned by Democrat supporters, right, right, right?

  • Literally Hitler

    People people, calm down. It is obviously satire worthy of the good old days of The Onion. Still, not far from the truth of the left coast.

  • DaninVan

    Satire? Where’s the evidence that it’s either humour or satire?

  • db

    Satire. Although….living in Ca all my life, I believed it until the crow stew part. Had me going. But damn, this is gonna happen. Let’s hope Governor Moonbeam doesn’t read this article!

  • Hard Little Machine

    What most people don’t understand is that randomly planting windmills here and there is ineffective. Of course this is satire but the point is that wind isn’t ‘everywhere’ you have put these things where constant sustainable current are and that’s only in certain places.

  • chayisun

    AND, worst of all, California has BANNED Chocolate Milk! I am horrified! If our idiotic premier of Ontario sees this……

  • Liberal Progressive

    Justin Trudeau, Kathleen Wynne, Gerald Butts and Mike Crawley will all love this!

    Wait until I tell the Liberal Party and they will do the same here.

  • shasta

    It looks like some jihadi forgot to take his souvenir severed head home for the kids.