No naked dancing, Canada revellers told

Dance and enjoy yourself, but not naked – that is a police message to revellers at a music festival in central Canada.

So the average Canadian subscribes to rave culture? Interesting.

  • tom_billesley

    Getting naked – is this next to a lake at dusk? In Scotland you’d be eaten by midges.

  • John the Mad

    Silly ravers. Do they not know that public nudity is only allowed by police at gay pride parades? Some people …..

    • Justin St.Denis

      Have you actually looked at younger Canadians today? Telling them not to go naked in public is probably the best dating advice any will ever receive! Fat-assed millennial males tend to look like Mae West from behind (my wife’s observation). Canadian girls – well, let us just say that the majority are on the “chunky, unfeminine side”. As I have observed about Toronto’s female population, if it were not for Asian women then heterosexuality in Toronto would curl up and die completely.

  • Linda1000

    Too bad Justine didn’t show up and then everything would have been copasetic and in the groove. I’m sure his cool moves outlast Sophie’s singing.

  • Waffle

    So, when did Saskatchewan become “central Canada”(sic)?

    • andycanuck

      When you’re in the BBC and draw a line from the Rock to Vancouver Island and say to yourself, “Well, that’s about the middle then; ain’t it?”

      Reminds me of the WW2 story about a British family telegraphing their Canadian relatives in Winnipeg if they wouldn’t mind picking up their Blitz Evacuee children in Halifax and being wired back, “Why don’t you pick them up? You’re closer.”

    • El Martyachi

      The longitudinal centre of the country is slightly east of Winnipeg, there’s even a sign on the highway pointing it out. I don’t think this will ever be generally accepted until after Toronto is a crater.

  • Waffle

    Seems like the Doukhobors are partying again.

  • Alain

    All they need to do is to say it is a “Pride” event and the cops will leave them be.

    • tom_billesley

      At least there’s no worries that anyone is wearing an explosive vest.

      • Alain

        Yes, there is that which is a plus.

  • simus1

    Only naked people who meet certain minimum standards of non grossness should get a pass – a colour coded ribbon signifying same being stapled to their ear upon acceptance and worn for the duration.

    • Justin St.Denis

      That would mean imposing STANDARDS! Are you looking to get mobbed by the SJW crowd, all of whom seem to have hit every branch on their way down the ugly tree?? 😉