• ontario john

    But please remember, it has nothing to do with Islam. Terrorists are generic in nature. The Toronto Star has a story this morning pointing this out. The Star is excited about school programs that try to deal with the fears of students regarding terrorism. The programs instruct students that terrorism has nothing to do with islam, and the causes are oppression, and inequalities in the world. This should blend in nicely with the current teachings to students on white colonialism. .

  • The first thing I would look for is an improvised weapon. For example, fire extinguishers are everywhere — first you spray the foam in the terrorist’s face to temporarily disorient him, then you crack him over the head with the metal canister. While he’s knocked out, tie his hands behind his back with his own shoelaces until Police arrive (you can whack him over the head with the fire extinguisher a couple more times just in case, while you’re waiting). 🙂

    • k2

      Not everyone can fight, but most people can. Too bad Western society doesn’t seem to regard self-defense as an acceptable response to violent aggression. Not anymore, at least.

    • Editor

      Not sure about that last part, I don’t know how many $10.5 million payouts we can afford.

      • The “waiting around for Police” is optional, and you can black out your face in the selfie. C’mon, where’s your creativity?! We are at war here folks.

      • Gary

        With 1,000,000 muslims in canada getting $10 million each for every refugee that alleged sleep deprivation at a hotel …..they will bankrupt us.

        Lawfare works…so muslims don’t have to .

    • Bubba2 Butane

      Might use some techniques from the fire extinguisher scene from the French 2002 movie Irreversible. Never saw the flick but heard a lot about the scene.
      Revenge for the vicious rape of a woman. WARNING-Takes place in vile gaybar. Could be viewed as hate crime by Justine and Winny governments

      https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi5msrZ6v7UAhUs7oMKHT1tBGYQ3ywIIzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5Yt_TNKjuMY&usg=AFQjCNGq4ok2fIET5Zl7OhyS1xs1gj2D6Q

    • Exile1981

      Everytime he twitches you can hit him with the extinguisher. If anyone asks say he was trying to get back up.

    • Gary

      After the Khadr farce…the only good muslim POW or jihadists is a DEAD one.
      Help muslims get to allah and paradise…kill a terrorist….that;s my jihad.

  • Editor

    But remember, don’t “tell” using Twitter or Facebook. That would probably be labeled hate speech and you’ll get a visit from the police.

  • Cat-astrophe

    The Amish.
    You see Amish, run like hell!!

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  • canminuteman

    Of course the advice is equally valid at home.

  • tom_billesley

    If it’s one knifeman, people should react in the same way as chimpanzees do when faced with a leopard i.e. form a ring around it, scream in rage and throw stuff.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpZUsRJWBg

  • Watchman
  • ed

    STAY AWAY FROM MUSLIM CRAP HOLES !

  • Jabberwokk

    They flee to the mountains when they should stand and fight.

    The story of Britain is of Brave, Virtuous men come undone by their cowardly kin.

  • Exile1981

    I’m forwarding this to a couple coworkers who are leaving for a london holiday next week.

  • DJ

    As heinous as terrorist attacks are the real problem is cultural jihad (Sharia creep). When over 1200 women get sexually assaulted in a single evening, you know on a day-to-day basis since (and before) that NYE event the numbers are a minimum 10-fold of that. Same goes for the UK re: Rotherham–what other horrors are untold, unreported, or unprosecuted? Terrorist acts enrage me but at least that’s a clear-cut, undeniable politically/religiously motivated act, but it’s one which every civilized person condemns. But then what happens? We through the whole “Je Suis [insert event here],” flag filters, must preach tolerance etc., and censor critics, rinse and repeat. This very reaction is almost worse than the act itself, or at least is a barometer of Western fortitude; acceptance and submission. And this is the rot which needs addressing which represents the real existential threat.