Ladies and Gentlemen, from a rejected idea for a Monty Python sketch, the Cornish Republican Army

‘A spokesman for Cornwall Fire and Rescue Service said: “The fire service have confirmed that the likely outcome was probably an electrical issue and not one of deliberate ignition.”‘

(They claim to have a female suicide bomber just waiting to go off.)

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  • No Pastys for them!

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I always wanted to go to Penzance too.
    A shame.
    The Scilly Islands.

    • That’s silly.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        I’m a silly man sometimes.
        I wanted to move there and grow flowers fruit trees.
        Yep, that’s what I wanted to do.

        • Exile1981

          I wanted to be a lumberjack…

  • canminuteman

    I’m only surprised but he suicide bomber bit. Brits aren’t that crazy. Cornwall is one of those places that the natives are being driven out of because they can’t afford to live there any more by people who come from somewhere else, much like Toronto. But unlike Toronto, where the natives are quite happy to flee the Cornish are rather fond of the place. I gather from the comments posted here that most people here think this is funny, but really this is just a smaller version of what we all face.