UW-Green Bay offers LGBTQ certification to stem student exodus

The University of Wisconsin, Green Bay has created a “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Queer Students Certificate Program” in hopes of stemming an outflux of LGBTQ students.

According to an announcement on the school’s website Wednesday, the school has experienced an exodus of students upset by “the lack of LGBTQ+ focused courses or the opportunity to earn a certificate,” even though the university has a favorable Campus Pride Index rating and was named one of the “50 Best Colleges for LGBTQ Students” this year by College Choice.

It’s not the LGBTQXYZ leaving. It’s the normies.

  • Killer Marmot

    Question: How do they know that there’s an exodus of LGBTQ students, and if there is, how do they know why they are leaving?

  • John Boy

    I didn’t know they made rainbow-coloured shit-on-a-stick!

  • Martin B

    So fags demand degrees just for being fags, and universities cave in to them?

    The founders of U of Wisconsin must be crying in their graves.

  • Starlord

    I’m confused they lobby they are no different than straights other than sexuality…. But demand gay courses. Which after they take can add to the grievance mongering as they can’t get jobs since the cert / degree is useless and they can blame it on discrimination… this world is f’d up.

    • Millie_Woods

      It’s OK, the government will hire them. That’s how f’d up things are.

      • Starlord

        Who will then continue the grievance mongering by passing more laws to further protect their fake persecution… nobody really cares who you bang…

        This will all come to a screeching halt when their brothers in arms the islamists give them free flying lessons.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          It’s a racket and a positive feedback loop.

  • tom_billesley

    When I see “Green Bay” I think of the Green Bay Packers, but they’re now focusing on an entirely different sort of packer.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Green Bay Fudge-Packers

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Well, I’m a Patriots fan.

  • Bla Bla


    Unemployable with a 100K+ tuition debt.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Voluntary slavery.
      My liberal sister did it.
      Human Ecology Degree in Textiles and a failed bid for a Masters in Native Studies.
      She’s a libarian (intentional misspelling).
      I have a wife and kids instead of three cats and a common law husband.

  • Manual Paleologos

    Don’t forget to list your LGBTQWERTY Certificate on your resume. That would be one reason for a quick trip to the waste can – because you obviously did nothing useful at Uni.

    • Justin St.Denis

      “What? My degree in BigFagVictimology is useless? You’re just a big bully, a bigot and a meanie! Whaddaya say to that?”

      “Uh, the company manufactures farm equipment,” the interviewer explained. “We’re looking for a production line manager. We fail to see how your credential is relevant to our core business. Can you comment?”

      “Well, I blew a farmer once, and …………”

      Reality is going to get a lot stranger. I am so glad I am retired.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Blowing a farmer is the new casting couch.

    • Editor

      And you’re probably going to be a whiny, entitled troublemaking cunt ( both the guys and the girls, this was a gender neutral insult) once hired.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Sucking up to the wrong demographic.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I told my kids that I’ll pay for any tuition that I approve of.