Vatican police ‘break up gay orgy at home of secretary of one of Pope Francis’s key advisers’

Vatican police have broken up a gay orgy at the home of the secretary to one of Pope Francis’s key advisers, it has been reported.

The flat belonged to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which is in charge of tackling clerical sexual abuse.

Reports in Italy claim the occupant of the apartment is allegedly the secretary to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio – a key aide to the 80-year-old Pope.

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  • Martin B
  • ontario john

    So Michael Coren rejoined the Catholic church??

  • EyesWideShut

    Bummer

    • Justin St.Denis

      Is that what that kind of party-orgy is called? Who knew! 😉

  • JoKeR

    Pope Francis will stand by his man.

    He is a close friend the Pope has had up in the rectory!

    • Manual Paleologos

      I think you’re wrong there, but we’ll see, won’t we.

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      Rectory, or rectum?

  • Hard Little Machine

    Any large institution with sufficient money is immune from normalcy.

  • moraywatson

    Oh, look over here! A whole constituency of people who we know nothing about because they refuse to participate in our lunatic echo chamber.

  • Manual Paleologos

    So, the fox was guarding the chickenhouse.

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    The real question is how many Muslim cocks are frequently sucked at the Vatican. *sigh*

  • Justin St.Denis

    Another sticky mess that the Vatican will have to clean/cover up.

    • Millie_Woods

      Eeeewww.

  • J. C.

    Elderly queers caught in the act…???

    My eyes would require copious amounts of bleach!

  • Millie_Woods

    The Vatican is denying any women were present. So it’s not like anyhing dirty was going on.

  • Alain

    I guess this is what is meant by “being caught with your pants down”.

  • Tooth&Claw

    I am no longer shocked by the depravity of the people that claim special status or to be better than the hoi polloi.

    • Alain

      Indeed!