The Striking Resemblance Between Justin Trudeau and a Harry Potter Character

I didn’t know HP had a character named Stupid Ass.

  • Alain

    I don’t know about that, because JT ain’t no wizard for sure.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I want to be an American.
      He cheapens Canadian citizenship.

    • mobuyus

      Ze may be a zipper wizard that’s a feature of being a trouser pilot.

    • Watchman

      Then why do they call him a “Wizard’s Sleeve” as a politician?

  • Cat-astrophe

    HP had hats that would suit our JT. They look like dunce caps of old.

  • The Deplorable Rosenmops

    Trudope writes of himself:

    “I was stuck with a mildly crippling form of perfectionism, as in the phrase ‘the perfect is the enemy of the good.’ A light panic gripped me whenever I sat staring at a blank page. … I chose not to try nearly as hard, so why should anyone be surprised when my marks failed to match [my father’s]?”

    Then he claims he got 1400 on an SAT exam and in the 98th percentile on the Law School Admission Test. I’m not buying it. He is dumb as a door knob.

    • shasta

      “claims he got 1400 on an SAT”

      Not a hope in hell unless he has had a serious brain injury since taking the test.

      • The Deplorable Rosenmops

        He is a narcissistic, lying sack of shit.

    • Clausewitz

      This coming from Mr. “I never graduated from shit”, is hilarious.

  • Watchman

    Tim Farron, British politician and supporter of cannabis legalisation for recreational usage would probably like to have a chat with Justine about implementing such policies in Canada. Tim Farron is the outgoing Leader of the Liberal Democrats.

    From an actual unretouched screen grab from the Dailystar web site:

    • The Deplorable Rosenmops

      That guy looks about as dumb/stoned as Justine.

  • andycanuck


    • “Bumba clot” (Mayor Rob Ford+) — Jamaican/creole for “ass wipe”.

  • The article is way too freakin’ long relative to the importance of the subject matter under consideration. I like Cat’s succinct summary: “I didn’t know HP had a character named Stupid Ass.”

  • Exile1981

    just think of the fun if putin and justin went to a HP themed halloweem party.