Jihadi life ISISn’t what it used to be: Former Morrisons security guard who went to fight with the extremists moans that the good days in Raqqa have gone – and Syria’s too hot in summer

A former Morrisons security guard turned jihadi has moaned that the ‘high life’ of ‘cocktails and ice cream’ in the ISIS stronghold of Raqqa is over.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    When he returns he will easily get a job a somebody’s diversity coordinator and compliance officer.

  • Killer Marmot

    Cocktails? I thought ISIS was Islamic. Says so right in the name.

    What else do they enjoy? Cigarettes and pulled-pork sandwiches?

  • mobuyus

    I’ve got a swimming pool. He could come over to my house so as I could drown the fucker.

    • Clink9

      Or take a car tour of the nearest canal.

      • andycanuck

        Two out of two Ottawa Moslem women can’t be wrong about that!

  • Dana Garcia

    What a snowflake, slurping down infidel ice cream and daiquiris. No virgins for him.

  • andycanuck

    Two scoops of ice cream?

    (I understand that’s what real winners eat.)

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I had to explain that to my boss.
      Why would you make that your desktop background?
      Because they are so petty.
      What is wrong with you?
      Nothing, I am what I am and I don’t fucking care.
      But two scoops?
      Are you finally getting it, boss?

  • This piece of sh– needs to be shot where he stands.

  • WalterBannon

    after all the killing, beheading and genocide he is running out of people to rape and make ice creme for him.