Russian military lab unveils prototype of Star Wars-like combat suit

A major hi-tech Russian military research center has unveiled what appears to be a prototype of a next-generation combat suit. The stunning gear, resembling Star Wars outfits, will be worn by Russian soldiers on future battlefields.

The prototype features a helmet covering the soldier’s face and cutting-edge body armor.

  • Gary

    Sweden and France can use them for the Muslim no-go zones as protection for the Fire truck and ambulances.

    • WalterBannon

      Sweden and france will never do anything to stop their muslim invaders.

  • WalterBannon

    That won’t be hot.

    Fortunately they are also developing a prototype ‘droid to wear it… he was not ready yet, but soon, he’ll be back.

  • I heard you guys were working on Tranny soldier units.

    • Editor

      Ha! All the internet points for you today.

  • john700

    They did not show the pubic area. Very important for the Russian soldiers.

  • Dis

    I hope they’re more protective than Imperial Stormtrooper armour is, as the latter can’t even stop a guy armed with a stick from killing their wearers…!!!

  • QiPo

    The next logical step in leftist theology; portable coffins. Keeps all the goo properly bagged up for easy recycling.

  • Okay, that looks cool.

  • Samuel Q-L

    I’m sure they will use those for their next invasion of Chechnya.