Juized, trying to rebrand Canada as “The Greatest Country On Earth”

“At JUIZED we think outside the box, a really, really big box. We are all about cutting through the noise with laser-focused messaging that pops. We leave subtlety and nuance to the other guys, because we know what works: disrupting status quo with storytelling that takes your brand to the next level. You might call us renegades, but we call ourselves the Greatest Agency in America. Now that’s something to get juized about.”

I get sent stuff, this is pretty good.

  • Surele Surele

    Happy Canada Day, y’all!

  • Hilarious! And consistent with Trudeau’s Official policy: “…no core values”.

  • A brand? A bright, shiny logo for a hollow husk that used to be a country? That brand?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Yeah, just like Aunt Jemima’s or Uncle Ben’s. We is in good company, y’all. Now eat your chitlins and STFU. 😉

      • This is how shallow we’ve become. There is no substance to this country anymore. We’re an Emoji.

        • Justin St.Denis

          OMG! You’re right! Depressing.

  • simus1

    “storytelling” is not a synonym for lying around respectable folks.

  • Reader

    It makes sense this was put out by Media Corps(e).

    The “e” at the end was appropriately added by me.