CNN Tries To Move Forward After Its Latest Humiliation

“Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary beings who refuse to be forced into one or more specific genders,” began CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker, employing the network’s prescribed group salutation. “I have gathered you all today here in the CNN newsroom to discuss this Anthony Scaramucci Russia story we retracted and how it has had a negative impact on our network’s sterling reputation for journalistic integrity and objectivity.

Hey, pay attention! Stop laughing!”

  • Shebel

    I think CNN is in trouble.

    start at 39:00

  • ontario john

    Has he blamed Russian spies yet? Or perhaps global warming.

  • WalterBannon

    Non-binary beings who refuse to be forced into one or more specific genders??

    When did the Martians land on earth?

    • David Murrell

      At the beginning of the Obama administration.

  • Hard Little Machine
    • BillyHW

      I, for one, welcome our new hand-puppet overlords.

      • Exile1981

        Elmo and Justin both have someone pulling their strings and a hand up their butt.

        • ntt1

          in justines case ita a butt up his butt

          • Will Quest

            Butt-plug …..Gerald Butts ,,,,,

  • BillyHW

    Clown News Network.

  • Killer Marmot

    So if Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal had children, at what age would they be allowed to choose their race?

    Sometimes I lie awake at night worrying about these things.

    • Observer

      My first question wouldn’t be what race are they, but are they even human.

      • Killer Marmot

        The kids would probably grow up to be successful law-abiding Republican-voting enterpreneurs with traditional families straight out of “Leave It To Beaver”.

        Just to piss off their parents.

        • ntt1

          that is the historical pattern.

    • ntt1

      well the good news is the kids will not need melanin blockers

    • bob e

      try some powerful anti reality pills for sleep ..

  • A Hamilton Guy

    If CNN go’s tits up; I hope Anthony Bourdain finds another spot, otherwise,”who gives a shit”.

    • Observer

      I only care if Pamela Brown goes tits up.

      • ntt1

        two good points there.

    • bob e

      I hope he has a show in Borneo & the freakin’ cannibals
      eat him with some jungle herbs ..

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Bourdain has a bad habit of visiting places like Cuba.

      • Blacksmith

        Bourdain is a leftist asshole.

  • robins111

    Now thats funny right there. I don’t care who you are.

  • andycanuck

    They’re covering up by going ape over President Trump’s Mika-Joe tweets.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Last night, Hannity took on Mika and Joe, and Trump picked up the ball and ran with it.

  • QiPo

    Move is Newspeak for “slither” or perhaps “slime trail”?

    • Will Quest

      Is it just me or is Anderson Cooper devoid of all blood…. he makes vanilla look like chocolate …..

  • Blacksmith

    I can see that is just how it would have went down including the “stop laughing”

  • Blacksmith

    I heard someone list the queers as LBGCQ on Pandora the other day. So Lesbian, bisexual, gay, CONFUSED, and Queer? That seems kind of redundant…….