Campus Cops Investigate Plastic Wrap On Sidewalk Shaped Vaguely Like Noose

Hateful Plastic Wrap

Angry students at the University of Maryland, College Park were in an uproar on Tuesday because someone claimed to discover a piece of plastic wrap vaguely coiled into the shape of a noose.

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  • Sharkibark
    • Exactly. Learned how to make them when I was a kid (a silly fad went around our school and everybody learned how to make hangman’s nooses and carried around miniature ones — nothing racist about it, it was just “cool” to carry around. Boys will be boys). The real ones are adjustable and self-tightening if made properly.

    • Killer Marmot

      I learned how to make one in scouts. It escapes me just why they would teach such a thing.

    • Blacksmith

      Actually that one is incorrect, there should be 13 wraps, just sayin…..

    • Clausewitz

      There goes the left projecting again. Never gets old does it.

  • Dana Garcia

    It looks like a makeshift leash for a lost doggie.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      A lost BLACK dog that the racist whites in AmeriKKKa were going to lynch!

  • bob e

    It would be no problem if it were shaped like a crack pipe ..

  • simus1

    Well, it is now only a short hop to “witches working for Trump casting spells on innocent, helpless SJW snowflakes trying to save the earth”.

  • Gary

    Why would the SJW anti-male feminists want to look like a Dick so often .

    • Uncommunist

      It’s their natural state

  • Hard Little Machine

    Wrap Lives Matter

  • Millie_Woods

    It’s pallet wrap. I’ve seen it look exactly like that a thousand times. I wondered why the sight always made me feel uneasy.

    • canminuteman

      Because they would have to have had a job at some point in their lives to know that, and they likely never have.

      • Bingo. There isn’t a warehouse or construction site in the country that doesn’t use it.

      • Millie_Woods

        Good point.

  • DMB

    University seems to make students dumber as the years go by! It’s time to defund them.

    • Alain

      You have to start with all the “education” prior to university when defunding.

  • Ed

    Whatever it is, it involves white appropriation, inasmuch as it involves “material” and “dimensions.”

  • tom_billesley

    Rabbit snare.

  • Blacksmith

    When you are using stretch film to wrap something say on a pallet, you start by making said loop in the end of the film and slip it over the boards on the pallet and start wrapping, The end of the vast majority of wraps start just like the piece in the pic.