Ottawa battens down for Canada Day as ISIS threatens attack

While heavy rain is expected to dampen Canada’s 150th birthday celebrations Saturday on Parliament Hill, high-level security experts in both police and intelligence agencies are hoping the only explosions heard will be emanating from the thunder clouds overhead.

A national security memo, obtained by CTV News, has the ISIS terror group again “explicitly” naming Canada as a target, with its text warning Muslims to avoid markets and large gatherings as it threatens to use “explosives, vehicles and beheadings to kill crusaders.”

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  • Or more likely, an attack from one of Justin’s fellow Quebec “nationalists”.

  • tom_billesley

    Explosion at Murray State University, Kentucky. At least two injured. Thought to be caused by a gas leak.

  • terrence22

    TrueDOPE is getting MORE international recognition:

    2. Best award for a Canadian sniper in a non-combat role goes to… When is a sniper who made the greatest shot in history – two miles (!) – not a sniper? When Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has to scramble to assure his liberal base that the Canadian military is not doing anything the military does. Like kill bad guys.

    Apparently shooting terrorists from so far away – it took 10 seconds just for the bullet to reach the now-dead terrorist – exceeds some sort of special boundary for Canada, and the sniper was considered a non-combatant. He was instead whacking fanatics in a defensive role. Since Trudeau did not want to demoralize the Canadian military by saying they were not an actual military, he stated the shot was “excellent” even if it was not done in combat.


    • Clausewitz

      Think of it as Trudeau’s five second rule. That rule is you have to wait five seconds to comprehend how full of shit he is when you know it the second the statement leaves his lips.

      • DVult

        I know five seconds before he says anything that it will be stupid and annoying.

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  • robins111

    Why do I think the MSM already has pre-written stories about how a backlash against muzzies is un-Canadian and all they have to do is fill in the number of the victims which is left blank on the terrorist attack part of the article.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    May your upcoming ‘Day of Canadian Glory’ be safe and vibrancy free.

    • We will be numbed by the propaganda mills.

      • Tooth&Claw

        Not me, I’ll be at work, running my behind off. I was proud to be a 1st generation Canadian, now I think my parents may have made a huge mistake in immigrating here and I’m looking at escape hatches for my own kids.

        • canminuteman

          Our kids are going to have to stand and fight. There is nowhere to escape to any more.

          • Tooth&Claw

            Frying pan meet fire situation for sure.

          • Jabberwokk

            I had a similar conversation with my father. There’s nowhere to run this time.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I start standby tomorrow.
          Even though I won’t be working this weekend, I’ll be working this weekend.

          • Justin St.Denis

            That effin sucks for you and your family! ;-(

        • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

          Me too. All of it.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Speaking of safe….
          Just yesterday, my wife reflected upon how wonderful it is that our only real estate investment abroad is in a gorgeous part of Hungary. We’ll be going there this summer.

    • Clink9

      We should be OK. I’ve heard Dear Leader is wearing his butch camo socks this weekend.

      • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

        My Little Pony, or Strawberry Shortcake?

    • This one’s gonna be a strange one. It’s our first year as “the first non-Nation State in the world”, since Justin made that public dictum.

  • Jennifer Seigel

    If anyone deserves to be blown up its the MP’s and Turdeau. Maybe then we would have some common sense in our immigration policy.

    • Tooth&Claw

      It would be karma if a rabid Islamic fundamentalist decided that Trudeau wasn’t Islamic enough and did something like that.

      • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

        Well, he’s heavy into the gay community, and last I heard, being gay in the muslim community, lands you a date with a tall building, and the glorious chance of experiencing the science of wind resistance on the way down to the ground floor.

        • J. C.

          Fling the faggot from the CN tower! 😉

        • Clink9

          And the wonders of deceleration trauma.

          • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

            Yup. I’m definitely going to have to remember that line.

  • But what is there to worry about? Diversity is our friend.

    • Tooth&Claw

      DIE versity it appears it’s becoming.

  • reidjr

    The left in Ottawa is trying to spin this Ottawa/Canada is not a target I guess that is why there parking dump trucks all around the hill to stop any attack I guess that is why snipers will be walking the streets and why there telling people it will be a 2-3 hour wait in line to get onto the hill.

    • mobuyus

      The Snipers will be on the roof tops paramilitary police will be in vans off side streets concrete barriers will abound. And for the life of me I cannot fathom why the need for such security. It’s certainly nothing pertaining to unspecified terrorists planning unspecified crimes in an unspecified cause for an unspecified death-cult of peace.