Resume Tip: Disclosing that you chopped off heads for Allah may have negative career ramifications

ISIS fighters returning to Europe are struggling to get jobs

Being a terrorist apparently doesn’t look good on a resume.

Members of ISIS are fleeing the Middle East and quietly returning to Europe in the attempt to rejoin society, but there’s just one problem: None of them can find jobs.

A daily newspaper in Sweden, known as the Expressen, interviewed several former jihadists recently and spoke to them about how difficult it was to get hired.

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  • Tom Forsythe

    Watch the EU make it illegal to discriminate based on past terrorist affiliation.

    • David Murrell

      Heh.

    • Alain

      Perhaps Canada will beat them to it.

      • Clausewitz

        Well Justin did quip that being a terrorist should not revoke your Canadian citizenship, so why the hell not?

    • I bet Justin acts first.

      • Tom Forsythe

        Now that I think of it, my “reductio ad absurdum” comments often become official Liberal policy, in short order.

      • WalterBannon

        has he not effectively already done this?

    • john700

      “Being a terrorist apparently doesn’t look good on a resume.” – YET

  • Dana Garcia

    Wouldn’t a butcher gig work?

    • Observer

      I’m George Soros will hire them to be “security” for antifa events.

      • Observer

        That should read:
        I’m sure George Soros…

    • David Murrell

      Anyone working in the ISIS propaganda department could find work at any of Canada’s mosques, the Toronto Star, the Globe and Mail or CBC News.

      • Etobicoke_Gladiator

        Or the Liberal Party of Canada.

  • Millie_Woods

    Retarded Swedish journalists (is there any other kind ) asking questions nobody else give a fuck about.

  • Clausewitz

    There’s a multi faith facility about 2 minutes from my home. The only time there’s posted security around the building is on Friday’s when the Muslim’s are using the place. Don’t know if it’s to keep them safe from us, or they are there to keep the head choppers at bay till they get their marching orders. Anybody else seen this happening? Just saying, the Lutheran’s on Sunday are pretty tame, but if the Liberal’s had their way they’d have them up on charges for Islamophobia. The nerve of those Christians and their praying for protection and world peace.