Eric Trump’s New Haircut Makes Him A Nazi Say Batshit Crazy Leftists

Secret Nazi haircut

Eric Trump, the son of President Donald Trump who thinks people who oppose his dad are “not even people,” got a haircut over the weekend.

Well he has a point in light of this…

  • Jaedo Drax

    He asked for a high and tight, and his barber gave him this?

    • Clausewitz

      Looks like a post boot camp Marine cut. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Every summer I go for the Gib’s cut myself. Wife likes it that way.

    • WalterBannon

      When you have to explain what high and tight means to your barber, you know you are in trouble…

      • Haven’t been to a barber in 20 years. I just tie it off and chop off about six inches with a pair of scissors every 6 months. It takes about five seconds. And do the math — that’s $400.00 saved.

  • Oracle9

    Nothing wrong with the haircut.

    What IS wrong is the gross distortion, hence, loss of meaning, of many words:

    – Human rights
    – Peace
    – Justice
    – Tolerance
    – Discrimination
    – Diversity
    – Equality
    – Populism
    – Right as in ‘far-right’
    – Fascism
    and of course:
    – Nazi

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  • richard

    Looks like he ran out of money half way through the haircut.

  • Spatchcocked

    They used a bowl instead of a colander….you gotta use a colander to get the layered look.

  • Justin St.Denis

    What a coincidence. My wife just presided over my “summer styling”. I objected to the idea of bleaching/dying what little gray hair I have (just around the ears). As a result, my long blond hair is now slightly shorter than it was, with large-ish shaved-to-the-scalp sections on either side. Looks very “Viking warrior” my older son tells me. My daughter talks me that I look “bloody scary in a kinda hot way”. My best bud Rick said “If you had a blue face tattoo and carried a harpoon, it would complete the look!” I fuckin’ collapsed with laughter at that one. Oh well, hair grows back…….

    • deplorabledave

      Oh well, hair grows back..

      Not my experience. I’m considering a law suit.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Are you follicularly challenged? 😉

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  • bargogx1

    Hmm, I wonder how many pictures of leftists with that exact same haircut could be found?

  • ontario john

    Oh my God!! There are Nazis and Russian spies everywhere!! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

  • WalterBannon

    I guess I must be Nazi too then, since I have the secret Nazi haircut as well.

  • Ed

    It is syraying into North Korea chic

  • Jaedo Drax