Anonymous thinks Nasa is about to announce alien life

The hacker collective Anonymous has released a video repeating others’ claims that NASA is on the verge of announcing contact with alien life.

I can’t wait.

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  • So long as these aliens aren’t illegal, I got no problem with it. They gotta go through immigration control first.

    • But what if their Muslim aliens?

      • Yo Mama

        They would have killed off themselves after they killed off all other life around them.

      • “…extreme vetting”.

      • Watchman

        We point out how the ones here on Earth are obvious apostates and this needs to be the first item on their ‘to do list’.

      • bob e

        Oh no !! ha h ha ha ..

  • deplorabledave

    Well they pushed global warming/cooling/climate change and the swellness of the death cult so what the hey.

    • Yo Mama

      So then they already discovered alien non-human life!

  • BillyHW

    How are we going to explain Adam Sandler to them?

    • Watchman

      Claim ‘Statistical outlier’, then apologise†.

      † Actually Adam Sandler is comparatively good when compared to some of the actors and their off-screen antics these days.

      • Brett_McS

        Yes, he seems much better off-screen than on.

      • bob e

        how do we explain Barrack Obama ??
        Justin T .. George Bush ..

  • mauser 98

    “take us to your leader”
    “…?…WTF…..”
    “we’re outa here… back to planet Zoron”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/15693a97e763f662443d49b78b92817c0ee0bfdbe39caebcafe8b8fb72411121.jpg

  • Alain

    I have already observed a full invasion of alien life along with a few generations of domestic alien life, so I am not concerning about alien life living elsewhere if that is the case. On second thought perhaps those aliens living elsewhere would accept to take those already here.

  • Starlord

    Diversity is our strength. Then the death ray comes out turning JT and freeland to dust.

    • bob e

      yea .. put the aliens of benefits ..

  • Brett_McS

    It has been awfully quiet after the ’50s flying saucer craze, which generated some awesome B-movies.

  • El Martyachi

    Trump effect.

  • New Centurion

    Wait a minute! Does this mean more anal probes? And why was this disclosed during PRIDE week? Hmmmm

    • Starlord

      I think you are onto something here!

    • Slickfoot

      Timely.

  • Blind Druid

    Oh! – so now I need NASA to tell me there is alien life? Of course there is. It’s all about sheer distance. They haven’t been back, as far as we know, since they did their human experiment by genetic engineering with the great apes. If I was them, I wouldn’t bother — the project is a total fail because of greed. Greed was a fatal flaw of theirs that they put into the mix, and is not seen anywhere else in the animal kingdom. It will eventually kill us, (the human race) and leave the planet a better place. Sleep well my little droogies.

  • Blacksmith

    Other than leftist you mean?

  • bargogx1

    If there is life on other planets, there is no reason to assume it’s any more advanced than we are, or any more capable of traveling here than we are of traveling there.

  • bob e

    how did I know there were gonna’ be 25+ comments when I read the heading .. Mebbe’ the Aliens are here to eat muzlims .. and n africans,
    and my first wife !!