There was the time my dad built a gallows to punish us for acting up at Church…


Muslim father laughs as he gives his son, 5, a mock execution in front of his young siblings as punishment for running at the mosque during prayers

  • Editor

    The lefty PC rules of moral relativity prevent me from calling him a cruel, medieval, heartless psychopath. So I won’t.

  • ontario john

    We must not be Islamophobic. I can remember the fun times when my father strapped me to an electric chair in church, and jolted me every time I misbehaved. Its a common thing in Christian churches.

    • Luxury! We were tossed directly onto hydro wires by catapult.

      • Editor

        “We used to dreeeeam of being tossed into hydro wires by catapult!”

        • JoKeR

          I know what you mean, but we couldn’t afford either electric chairs or catapults.

          Our family was forced to wait until there was a severe storm that produced downed live powerlines in ditches, so that we could be thrown into the electrified ditches to have any fun.

  • Observer

    Ahhh… the good old days… stonings, raiding passing caravans for booty, severing limbs, beheadings…

  • Hard Little Machine

    Everyone talks shit no one’s got the balls to carry it out. Go ahead, dad, go be a RealMuslim ™ I fucking dare you.

  • tom_billesley

    There’s no such thing as humour in islam.

  • Sid Falco

    “Muslim father laughs as he gives his son, 5”

    Just wait till he sees what’s in store when he turns 6…

  • Observer

    We have our “leaders” to thank for this cultural “enrichment”.

    And they will be richly rewarded with generous tax payer funded pension plans, government appointments or highly paid jobs with government lobbyists.

    • JoKeR

      There is a lot of Middle Eastern money waiting for most politicians.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    As long as they are not doing this in the west, they can actually hang each other for all I care, unfortunately these animals are in New Zealand.
    Deport the whole damn family, because you know those sons will never amount to anything but thugs.
    Disgusting animals.

  • Dana Garcia

    You gotta admit, allah’s boyz go straight to the ultimate punishment — no messing around with thoughtful explanations about why a behavior is wrong.

    Nope, varieties of capital punishment are at the top of the list.

  • ontario john

    Wait until the kid finds out he has to have sex with goats.

  • Maggat

    Oh hell, the father sounds like a perfectly normal muslim parent to me.

  • Tooth&Claw

    I saw a video from some Islamic country where the father was beating the soles of the feet of a baby with a coat hanger. Seriously!