The Muslim and the glass door

  • tom_billesley

    Glass doors are anti-islamic. Cleaning the glass is microaggression. He never had this problem with a tent flap.

    • Reader

      It’s all a Zionist plot!

      The doors are controlled by Jinns which are in turned controlled by us Zionists!

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    Fun way to start the day…

  • H

    He just didn’t recognize that it was a door: as with various species of birds, every year hundreds of innocent Muslims are injured or killed as they walk into glass walls and windows. Government must address the menace posed to Muslims by office buildings!

    • andycanuck

      I suggest putting cutout silhouettes of hooked-nosed Jews at appropriate intervals.

  • Clink9

    That video wins the Internets.

  • Editor

    See, violence does solve everything. islam is vindicated.

  • Observer

    Door: if Muslims didn’t invent them, then they don’t exist!

  • Spatchcocked

    Consanguinity can be a bitch at times….

  • Justin St.Denis

    That was sensational! Best movie I’ve seen in years, even though it was subtitled! I hope they make a sequel. 😉

  • Hard Little Machine

    That’s either impressive or they have the shittiest doors.

  • Sid Falco

    Forget car crashes, forget falling off ladders: you definitely have more chance of dying by hurling yourself through a plate glass window than by terrorism.

  • Watchman

    Allah decided not to.

  • BillyHW

    A monkey or a dog could have figured it out.

    • John Boy

      Monkeys and dogs are capable of learning.

    • WalterBannon

      A monkey or a dog is smarter than a muslim

      • LairdKintyre

        That’s why Muslims despise monkeys and dogs so much.

  • andycanuck

    This proves Obama is a Moslem too. On his first day in the White House he walked into a French window thinking it was a French door.

    • JoKeR

      And where was Barack?

      While Hillary was repeatedly lecturing us on the evils of the glass ceiling, why wasn’t Barack lecturing us about the evils of glass doors?

      • andycanuck

        Because they were French not English!