Berlin moves to ban advertising with ‘beautiful but dumb’ women

Whether an advert is sexist or just sexy will be decided upon by an expert set of judges.

In addition, the Left Party has applied for a ban on “mad men” following the oldest rule of their trade in the wealthy western district of Charlottenburg.

Adverts which would be verboten under the Left Party’s watch include those that show beautiful women who are simultaneously “weak, hysterical, dumb, insane, naive, or completely controlled by their emotions.”

Other adverts which would no longer be permitted are those in which “a woman is barely dressed and smiling without reason, while a man is completely and comfortably clothed.”

Such adverts give the impression that “the sexes aren’t equal”, according to the Left Party.

Oh yea, that’l work out great.