Avocado Assault

According to New York City Crimestoppers, two patrons were dissatisfied with their deli order in a Bronx bodega. They started hurling produce at the counter clerk, causing a broken jaw and lacerations.

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  • vimy

    My wife said as she watched this with me. ” Why doesn’t he throw some bananas”? and I replied.”Because that would be racist”.

  • bls46

    And so let’s hear more about WHY there aren’t more small shops that sell fresh produce. Hope these two thugs get arrested and thrown in jail…..but it’s NYC….so if found, they’ll get a slap on the wrist !

  • You can’t run a shop in New York without a gun under the counter. But then, the city won’t let you have a gun. Catch 22

  • marty_p

    The perps may have jeopardized their equal opportunity Harvard admission.

    • Maggat

      I doubt it.

  • El Martyachi

    APB out for .. Carlton?
    https://youtu.be/zS1cLOIxsQ8?t=30

  • Sharkibark

    Feel the diversity. Oh how it burns…

  • Red-Pilled Conservative

    Imagine my utter shock when the assailant turned out to be a “vibrant”.

  • bargogx1

    I hope those two gentlemen will find the jailhouse cuisine more suitable to their discriminating palates.