Katy Perry’s Livestream Was Really Boring And Sad

Katy Perry’s newfound woke-ness isn’t fooling anyone.

Katy Perry live-streamed herself for four days straight to promote her new album, and it was a boring, uncomfortable mess.

As I wrote back in February, Perry’s first single “Chained to the Rythm” from her fifth album “Witness” sounds objectively bad, as does every other song on her album. I’m not the only one who holds this opinion—you can read mean reviews of her album here, including my favorite line from The Herald Sun: “She’s tried to make her own Lemonade, but it’s closer to flat home-brand cola.”

Everything Perry has done to promote her dud of an album — including her recent wokeness — seems like desperate attention-grabbing from a woman undergoing an apparent identity crisis.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I don’t understand it from a business perspective. She’s a product a manufactured object. But a successful lucrative one. Her people should be telling her to stay on brand and this weird nonsense is going to fall flat. She’s not black she’s not a Mexican Muslim refugee. She is a fag hag but this one isnt going to improve it

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      She’s at the point in her career that more clothes will come off, to extend that run a bit longer…

      • Blind Druid

        She now has heavy thighs and a cottage cheese ass. The tits are no longer enough. She’s done.

        • ntt1

          How would a blind guy know that?braille?

  • J. C.
    • Raymond Hietapakka

      ..a trophy rack..imagine that runny-noser that f***ed up with her…what a limp-dick limey loser…

  • Tooth&Claw

    MK Ultra programmed,globalist ,satanist. Don’t believe me? See her music videos. The same damn symbology over and over again. In particular, see Wide Awake

  • Morticiaa

    Is that a Gender Identity crisis, because if so, there will be millions of pre teen girls her fan base, that will really be confused to find out she is a boy

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    ..it’s really hard to pursue a career in Rock beyond the initial honeymoon of 3-4 years, unless you are a real creative force that can continually re-invent…even the Rolling Uglies reverted to re-hashing the same old tunes after Goat’s Head Soup and maybe It’s only Rock and Roll..after that, it’s been the SAME OLD SHIT THAT SONG’S BEEN SUNG…

  • ntt1

    To me Katy will always be the twatwaffle that slept with russel brand,she is forever “branded” so to speak.