‘Trump Assassination’ Version of Julius Caesar Costs More Than Expected

The big theater news out of New York City this week has been the Free Shakespeare In The Park version of Julius Caesar, which has been more than a little controversial because Caesar is played as a man with a bad combover and an overlong tie, Calpurnia (Caesar’s wife) as a runway model with a Slavic accent, and when Caesar is assassinated by the Senate, the deed is done by women and minorities.

Guess who they’re making into Julius Caesar.

  • ontario john

    Yes, but the only important thing, is there a gay character.

    • mobuyus

      They are in theater they are all gay. I want to put on a play where the islamic pets turn on their benifactors and kill them all. And I want an arts grant for my production.

  • Spatchcocked

    I don’t geddit…..a lot of this modern stuff is too arty for me…..too many layers of meaning kinda…

  • Clink9

    What a sad, sad bunch.

    a stupid person (used as a general term of abuse).
    a person who is deformed and mentally handicapped because of congenital thyroid deficiency.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Firebomb the venue.

  • Gary

    Can’t wait for the Obama play where’s he’s lynched as people cheer .