Justin Trudeau – Canada’s PM paddles over for a chat

It’s not every day Justin Trudeau kayaks up to your house to say hello.

  • SDMatt

    Why oh why couldn’t there have been a Queenston Heights reenactment at that time in which a rogue canon ball landed squarely in that fairy’s kayak?

    • Clink9

      Or go over the falls.

      • WalterBannon

        or a 50 foot mutant crocodile eats him whole

        • ntt1

          there is a family weakness for farting about in slide paths

          • Justin St.Denis

            We can only hope history repeats itself.

        • Justin St.Denis

          That scenario would make for a better movie. You get my vote.

  • canminuteman

    If he did that to me I would be hard pressed to not give him some impromptu dental work.

    • Exile1981

      His handlers pre-picked the house and screened the owners to make sure they were worshipers.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Which, we all know, was not that had a task. There are so many biobots walking around Canadian streets. I think they’re called Canadians.

        • Exile1981

          There is still hope,not much but a little. A lot of the idiots who voted for him in my area where the pot heads and had never voted again. A lot of them have lots jobs and are complaining about costs rising. There is a slimmer of hope that they learned from their mistake.

  • SMC_BC

    I think he practiced to find his best pose for photos because his positions keep repeating.

  • BillyHW

    Could someone please shoot me? Pretty please?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Billy, I have been expressing that same sentiment since the last Canadian federal election. Unbelievable that the world has gone so askew, and so many human beings have completely lost their marbles (which is nicer than saying they are stupid).

  • WalterBannon

    To bad he did not drown

  • PaxCan

    Oh for F**K SAKE!

  • Dave In Guelph

    Bomb the boat(s) feed the fish – Forgotten Rebels

  • just a thought
    • Justin St.Denis

      Al Gore is a US citizen. He is irrelevant to the topic being discussed. Ergo, whether Al Gore is more or less a narcissist than Justin is completely beside the point. Just saying…..

      • Clausewitz

        I think he’s referring to big Al’s houseboat that has the carbon footprint of a small town.

  • mobuyus

    I wished that darn cayak( isn’t he practicing racist cultural appropriation) would tip over and never right itselfie again.

  • DJ

    Does this asshat ever work?

    • mobuyus

      Do pious muslims ever work?

      • Maurice Miner

        Yes, yes they do! Making an explosive device is an intricate, demanding task. Are you saying that this is not “work”, you islamaphobic heathen?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Only when he’s naked and lying on his stomach. Gerald Butts is a demanding puppeteer.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Justin Trudeau has finally done something original. He has invented the “mega-selfie”.

    Next week, Kim Kardashian will be captured helping an old woman cross a busy intersection. Ariana Grande will be seen helping feed a long line of Muslim refugees somewhere in Germany.

    I am breathless at this new development. The mega-selfie promises big things for our future!