Paris Climate Withdrawal Re-Triggers Global Warming Doomsday Cult

So what are the consequences of Donald Trump pulling America out of the Paris Agreement on global warming? Bad news: the planet is going to die.

  • Alain

    Get back to me when they are able to control the sun, because it is the sun that drives climate change. Also I am really tired of the broken promise of global warming, because if it happens then Canadians will no longer have to flee to other places for the winter and can start growing tropical fruit. No, nothing to do with ‘Pride’, just mangos, papayas, bananas and a lot more.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I currently live north of the fifty second parallel.
      When I wake up in the morning to -36 C in January I can tell you that global warming is bullshit.
      And even if it was real, why don’t I get a carbon tax exemption based on my location?
      Someone who lives near the equator doesn’t have to burn anything for heat to survive.
      They don’t have to put on a parka to have a smoke outside.
      There are so many natural advantages to living near the equator and yet as I am hampered by my climatic challenges I am expected to pay for their inability to prosper.
      They should be paying me for suffering in winter.

      • Shebel

        This climate Change shit is the Reverse of what it should be.
        How much does it cost to keep a useless Darkie in Africa–vs Canada? They are never warm enough.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I’m never warm enough.
          The east indian engineer laughed at me four months ago because I was wearing two t-shirts, two sweaters and a jacket inside the power station offices.
          It’s funny when an east indian girl laughs at you because you are cold.
          I said to her, that’s good, kid, now you don’t have to feel so self conscious.

      • shasta

        “I currently live north of the fifty second parallel.”

        So you are still living in southern Canada?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Chicken Little is alive and well.

  • Shebel

    A Black guy once explained to me why White people were so much more advanced than Black people.

    It was because White people had to learn and store food for the winter and build houses ,etc—
    While Black people just had to laze around –all year long.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I like it. Since we’re all going to die next Thursday we don’t have to hear them anymore