Heartache! Mr. Abedin seems to be off the market yet again

How could anybody have a such a hard time divorcing Anthony Weiner?

  • Watchman

    Muslim Brotherhood’s punishment for Huma Abedin for letting Hillary lose, and for marrying a Jew.

    • Frances

      More like she’s been ordered back on the job. You don’t think she married him without MB approval, do you?

      • Watchman

        Absolutely don’t think she did this without MB approval, but also think the MB would despise her for marrying a Jew instead of having muslim honour and refusing.

        • Felix_Culpa

          He’s her beard, to prove her “progressive and tolerant” credential.

      • WalterBannon

        plus don’t forget that the state can not make spouses testify against each other, and she may be looking at hard time as the fall person for Hillary, not to mention her actions as an agent of a foreign power

  • I was trying for a title along the lines of “Huma can’t stay away from Weiner” or something to do something to do with implied bisexuality, but nothing really clicked.

    • Maurice Miner

      You need a sense of huma for that, Mamba!

  • J. C.

    Weiner knows where the bodies are buried, so Huma has to stay with him until she can make it look like an “accident”… 😉

    • mauser 98
      • Linda1000

        Hillary might be able to help her get the job done.

        • WalterBannon

          just get Podesta on the case…

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      There’s a cockroach up here who looks like his twin brother…another real f***ing story, too…

    • seaoh

      As long as shes married to him he can’t testify against her. I’m sure Hillary ordered her to return to him, if Huma goes down Hillary goes with her. Huma will go down on Hillary not with her.

      • Felix_Culpa

        Good point.

        • seaoh

          I’m sure that “life insurance” is paying dividends all ready

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …c***holster meet nutsack…I’m just a cruel shitposter. I should refrain when I’ve been consuming alcohol…I’m breaking my #1 Rule…

  • BillyHW

    So do you ladies still feel good about voting?

    • El Martyachi

      I just don’t understand women. They march around dressed up like vaginas but get mad when ya call them cunts.

  • felis gracilis

    She can’t stay away from Carlos. She loves the Danger.

  • bob e

    Huma of the Umma must be tired of lappin’ the lips.
    Looks like she need’s some Kosher meat ..

  • QiPo

    As a muslima, she is culturally attracted to the abuse. By all this, she knows he truly loves her and not those hundreds of others in the past or yet to come.