Ben & Jerry’s bans two scoops of the same flavour in Australia in protest over gay marriage

“It is time to stand up for fair and equal rights for all by letting our leaders know that we demand Marriage Equality!”, the popular ice cream chain said on Thursday.

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  • Sharkibark

    Wait a second… wouldn’t two scoops of the same flavour be MORE gay than two scoops of two different flavours??? I’m confused.

    • Clink9

      Two scoops is more diverse, I thought they love that.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Don’t feel confused….it’s Australia! Australia is even more conflicted and schizo than Canada. 😉

  • moraywatson

    Not to worry. If you go to Ben & Jerry’s you can still stick an ice cream cone up your ass.

  • andycanuck

    What if they’re tutti-frutti?

    • FivePointSpurgeon

      Or banana and peach?

  • Ego

    OK, how about a sandwich of Flavour1-Flavour2-Flavour1?
    Or would that be considered perverse?

    • Minicapt

      Menage a trois …

      Cheers

  • vwVwwVwv

    how about sell your stuff someone more stupid ben&david

  • DMB

    Bill Nye must be Ben & Jerry’s official spokesman!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

  • Clausewitz

    Why do Gay’s always want to culturally appropriate the concept of marriage? We’re always told how much smarter and imaginative they are, so why can’t they come up with something new? Legally the same, but conceptually better.