Only the Onlys

I subject every new, hotly touted study to the Grandma Says test.

That is, if you stick the phrase “Grandma says” in front of the study’s headline-making finding, and said finding fits, then it’s legit.

Can you imagine your grandma saying, for instance, “Children raised by gay men grow up to be smarter and healthier”?


  • Yo Mama

    Are you saying that these children haven’t been well reared?

  • mobuyus

    Children reared by gay men grow up to rear more children.

    • Alain


  • ontario john

    Children raised by gay men, grow up to be politicians in Canada, or work on day time TV.

  • moraywatson

    What if your grandmother was Elizabeth May? Or Joy Behar? or Bruce Jenner?

    • Clausewitz

      That would explain the teen suicide statistics.

  • Clausewitz

    Funny how the MSM never reveals the parameters of the studies they report on, because then we would all know how bogus these brain farts are.

    • kkruger71

      Yes, rarely do they release the study, just the “interpretation” of the results.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Given the droves of incompetent, ill-informed, miseducated, immature SJWs walking around these days, I would dare to suggest that two gay men in an exclusive relationship could not do any worse than the hetero parents we have to thank for the SJW generation. Let’s be frank about the disastrous generations of shitty, self-absorbed parents who “raised” the zombies currently rioting in the streets