Thirty uses for Justin Trudeau’s cardboard cut-outs

Smarter than the original.

So, as it turns out, there are Canadian values!

We know this because Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland has now explained that the Liberals spent $1,877.24 of our money on 14 life-size cardboard cuts-out of Justin Trudeau for use in Canadian diplomatic missions around the world, “to champion the values that Canadians hold dear”.

  • mobuyus

    So that’s the sole Canadian value in the “first post nation state” a cardboard facsimile of a gay goof. He’s gotta go.

  • ontario john

    Maybe they can spread them around Ottawa, so that people think he actually spends some time there.

  • John the Mad

    I fal to understand why this is an issue. As a strong supporter of the northern Ontario pulp and paper industry I am all in favour of cardboard cutouts.

  • CodexCoder

    The answers in question period might even be more intelligent from the cutout instead of the infantile “Na, Na, Na, I can’t hear you – you can’t make me answer intelligently”.

  • Shebel

    I hope that I didn’t hear this correctly.
    There are over 300 houses flooded out in Ottawa and surrounding area.
    I just heard that Justin is going to pay for Counseling for the afflicted.
    Can you even begin to imagine that your basement is so full of water that is flooding the first floor of you house— and some asshole , gov’t mutherfucker comes in to council you ?
    It would be in the basement that he would be doing his counseling.

  • Shebel

    Maybe we should have cardboard cut outs of ALL the Liberals.
    Then the budget can start to balance itself.

  • canminuteman

    Rifle range targets. They’d be good for that.

    • Shebel

      Why waste good cardboard?

  • Shebel

    Do these politicians know how idiotic they really are ?
    Imagine—It is probably costing a million $$$ a day for these idiots to prove how uselessness is a virtue.

  • Dana Garcia

    Take one to a bar and see how creative people can get.

  • mauser 98

    asshole cutouts more useful than asshole is

    • Shebel

      I should not touch this one.

    • Exile1981

      Are they willing to donate one to a paintball field?

  • Justin St.Denis

    And what would those values be, may one ask?

  • DaninVan

    “And what would those values be, may one ask?”
    -Justin St.Denis
    No (you may not ask). Pretty sure some aggrieved collective(s) somewhere would be screaming ‘Discrimination’ ‘Hate speech!’
    Pretty sure I know where the most noise would come from… 😉
    Re the cardboard cutouts; I’m having flashbacks here to a certain Peter Sellers character.

  • andycanuck

    Two-dimensional just like the original.

  • Spatchcocked

    Next in the creative progression from these children in government is an inflatable Trudy… with a nice thick longish appurtenance for his groupies here and abroad…..and an anal vent at the basic fundament for his gay claque…..and fashion a look of surprise cum ecstasy on his face…..the mouth of course open in a welcoming hungering “o” …..the facsimile hair all tousled and sweaty….
    Have I missed anything ?

    They’ll sell like hot cakes….all profit to General Revenue which should erase the debt in mere weeks.

  • mobuyus

    They would make great advertisements on the sidewalks out front of queer bars.

    • Shebel

      That would be too good..
      We should really start using them in front of every Mosque.

  • Alain

    Maybe we just need to be thankful that they did not spend even more money on a Justin sex doll (not sure if that is the right term) for all those female and girly-men voters.

  • Linda1000
  • Maggat

    Should I get my hands on one I would tie it to a post and burn it!

  • Lining a bird cage.

  • A Hamilton Guy

    The military uses Human facsimile cutouts on their rifle ranges.A perfect use of mr. turdopes image.

  • Ron MacDonald

    How long until an enterprising gay porn producer uses one in a glory hole shot?

  • Minicapt