The Midnight Train

Reality briefly intruded into the effusions over Boy Macron’s victory in the high-school drama competition for Most Convincing Performance of an Innocuous Presidential Candidate Offering Vacuous Yet Optimistic Rhetorical Uplift. The last EuroStar from London arrived in Paris around 11pm, and the elite business passengers disembarked to be greeted by swarms of armed counter-terrorism police shooing them away with “Out! Out! Rapide!”

  • The Butterfly

    We are all Parisian perverts now.

  • canminuteman

    I read that paragraph and I knew it had to be Steyn. No one can write about the collapse of Western Civilization with more humour than him.

  • simus1

    If the French had done anything sensible it would have truly been the world turned upside down.