Christians persecuted throughout Muslim world but Pope Francis upset by America’s ‘mother of all bombs’ name

Pope Francis has criticised the naming of the US military’s largest non-nuclear explosive ever used in combat as “the mother of all bombs”.

“I was ashamed when I heard the name,” the pontiff told an audience of students at the Vatican.

“A mother gives life and this one gives death, and we call this device a mother. What is going on?” he asked.

In the Muslim hellhole of Afghanistan where the MOAB was used the last Christian church was razed in March 2010.

  • Editor

    Priorities Franky.

    • He is a bad joke.

      • Etobicoke_Gladiator

        Worse than a bad joke. *sigh*

    • Reader

      I thought MOAB officially stood for Massive Ordnance Air Blast?

      • Editor

        There you go with your “facts” and logic again. Pope Irrelevant’s fee-fees will be hurt. He looks like a 80 year old man but he’s really a Tumblr 13 year old girl at heart.

  • gaylord ponce

    Someone should clue the Pope that in this case, Mother is a short form of Motherfucker.

    • He will remain Pope Clueless.

      • Editor

        I like Irrelevant the First also.

  • Spatchcocked

    Howsabout the Moron of all Bombs……?

    Francis ? I really don’t know what you are trying to do but it’s not working.

  • Spatchcocked

    And Frankie ? It’s about how quite literally stupid your face appears.
    I don’t sense any gravitas….more slapstick than anything else ……I bet you’ve slipped on a banana peel a score of times in your life….am I right?

    • Millie_Woods

      He looks like Gomer Pyle.

      • simus1

        An improvement. For most of his life he looked like your typical
        burly street thug who specializes “in helping people keep their
        debt payments up to date”.

  • robins111

    Hey pope frankie. The actual slang name is the Muther-fucker of all bombs. They cleaned it up for public consumption. ‘Your response’???

  • Millie_Woods

    He’s a fucking idiot. I never thought I’d say that about a pope but it’s obvious that he’s a simple slogan-worshipping socialist who hasn’t had an original thought in his entire life. I know the bar isn’t set too high for Latin American priesthood, but Pope! The only way this guy should be in the Vatican is a tourist.

  • Millie_Woods

    I wonder how he feels about being called SOAP? The Simpleton Of All Popes.

    • Reader

      I used to use the saying “is the Pope Catholic”?

      I stopped using that with Pope Frances, because I have doubts.

      • mobuyus

        A bear is more Catholic and this pope shits in the woods.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Oh, for fuck’s sake, Frank, would you get real for a few seconds! Your peeps are being persecuted around the globe and your worried about how military operations name their bombs? Seriously? Doncha already have a job, Frankie?

  • mobuyus

    This pope is one mother of all mother-fuckers.

  • Starlord

    Can get a Pope like the one that said a bad thing about mohammed and his religion…. To have muslims then threaten death & violence plus riots… which proved the point.

  • Martin B

    It’s a NICKNAME you cretin, just like Muslim Obliterating American Bomb.

    Anybody else notice that Bergoglio never misses an opportunity to damn America and Western civilization, or an opportunity to praise Islam and Socialism?

  • As I recall, this expression “the mother of all…” is originally Arabic. We first started hearing it prior to the first Gulf War, where the Iraqis were promising “the mother of all battles”. If the Pope had remembered this, he would not have made this criticism so as not to hurt the feelings of Muslims. His comment is anti-Trump and anti-USA, that is all.

  • simus1

    Pope Evita is a marxist elected by fellow marxist “catholic cardinals”plus other assorted leftist/socialist hangers on trailing along behind.
    Nothing could be more obvious.