North Korea claims CIA tried to assassinate Kim Jong-un with ‘bio-chemical attack’

The regime has threatened a “counter-terrorist attack” against US and South Korean forces in retaliation for the alleged attack, according to Yonhap News. 

  • Barrington Minge

    Probably bluster and more hot air from the little fat boy. Sooner or later he will get his. Maybe some nice ventilation holes from the .45 Webley?

  • Millie_Woods

    I’m starting to notice that many ‘world leaders’ are psychotic to one degree or another. From the deluded and somewhat benign one like Angela Merkel and Justin Trudeau to the out and out fruitcakes like Kim and Mugabe. I think this warrants a study.

    • Editor

      I’m 100% in agreement with your assessment. No study needed. Case closed.

  • Spatchcocked

    It just takes longer for the relatively benign ones to kill you.

  • ontario john

    The only chemical attack is when that fat pig farts.

    • TruthSerum

      Similar to what I was going to post.

  • Justin St.Denis

    After they off Kim Jong-Un, somebody should nail whoever designed his crazy hair-do as well.

  • tom_billesley

    Did he get a shipment of stinky Gamelost instead of his favourite Emmental?

  • About time! And why is he still walking around, alive and well?

  • Blind Druid

    If somebody does pop a cap in the ass of “The Little Dork From Nork”, another little dork will instantly replace him. They are a despotic family regime, with a well entrenched succession plan.
    The only answer is to overthrow the entire regime via a coup. A very difficult challenge in this case. Any whiff of rebellion from either the military or the populace, is met with an instant highly publicized death sentence – such as being shot by an anti-aircraft gun..

  • Even if it were so, North Koreans would immediately benefit from food before their society completely collapses.

  • UCSPanther

    Rich, coming from the same hambeast who murdered his brother with some VX…