Authorities haven’t found ‘even a dollar’ of El Chapo’s $1bn drug fortune

Over nearly 30 years at the head of one of the most powerful crime organisations in the world, the jailed drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán is reputed to have built up a fortune worth at least $1bn.

But according to Mexico’s attorney general, US authorities investigating the kingpin have still not been able to trace a single dollar’s worth of Guzmán’s ill-gotten gains.

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  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Send him to GitMo for some water boarding therapy.

    • WalterBannon

      skip the pussy works. Shove a hot wire up his urethra. Escalate to crushing his testicles with a vice grip, then begin amputating his penis. If he still has nothing to say then kill him.

      • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

        Thanks for triggering memories of a trip to the hospital when I was a kid…… ugh… I can feel it now.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      What if he spent most of it on his last few escapes?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Where is Geraldo Rivera when we need him?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      That’s funny!

    • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

      I can’t believe I actually sat through that entire Capone’s vault thing he did.

  • Clausewitz

    Check the local government officials bank accounts. That would be a start.

    • Alain

      Also check the Clinton, Obama and Trudeau foundations.