It’s news dammit!

I’m shocked. I want you to be shocked too. That’s why I elected to publish this shocking picture. I may find it necessary to shock myself several times this evening.

Playboy model angers Maori community with nude shoot on sacred New Zealand volcano

  • Callipygian.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Anti Burqa

  • vimy

    I’m assuming, not a virgin so couldn’t even just toss her in afterwards.

  • ontario john

    That’s sexist!! Got anymore??

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    It’s our culture damnit!
    Ya bunch of racist Maoris.

    • V10_Rob

      Didn’t you get the memo, Maoris? Unless you’re actively slitting throats of unbelievers, you’re not a religion that deserves any respect.

  • Shebel

    I would be angry also if this is the Best female they could find to represent for my People.

  • Justin St.Denis

    I am shockingly shocked at the shocking insensitivity of Playboy in this shocking news piece. Colour me shocked.

  • Spatchcocked

    Steatophygic I think….must have some bushman blood in her….

    Anyway the T and A don’t figger. What we got is a sacred volcano…of huge spiritual significance to the local Arapahoes………I haven’t lost the plot yet so I know the Gods are pissed now and when they show their anger I say look out.

    First come the wisps of smoke….some low rumbling and shaking…a couple of head fakes then it’s Krakatoa redux!!!!

  • vwVwwVwv

    Look at her, she looks scared and how do they say she is naked.

    Women are the only Sacred thing on Earth,
    the only you can have sex with.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Goats in Arab countries might disagree with you.

      • vwVwwVwv

        oh yes, sorry, i forgot them, how insensitive of me.

  • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

    Took me 10 minutes to scroll down this far…scratch that, 15 minutes. Such stunning scenery there… Wait, I feel like I’m being rude to that picture. Need to go back and look at it again….You know…..

  • Killer Marmot

    My Lord, look at the peaks on that thing.

  • Shebel

    I wonder how the Natives of Canada would enjoy having a naked Inuit, wearing only a balaclava and running shoes and Cop type gloves—-standing at the edge of a Cliff would feel ?

    • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

      Oh, go rain on someone else’s parade, would ya? Just let normal people enjoy a beautiful woman.

      • Shebel

        We are the Olde normal—-
        The new Normal—-is different.
        I am not sure what they fucking want.
        So—I am attempting to be supportive and inclusive.

    • Killer Marmot

      Rather than speculating, I think it’s worth finding out.

      • Shebel

        So do I.

  • Spatchcocked

    The volcano is a not very subtle metaphor or analogy for the male climaxing and creating new life….
    Knowing that I wonder and worry at the innocent young girl finally getting a glim of WHY she climbed that caldera…..her little mind shocked….her little face blushing…….her dugs trembling ……her aureoles stiffening……..
    ……across the way she sees the topless towers of Ilium crashing down into the lagoon below………

  • Malcolm Y

    Nice set of volcanoes.

  • SDMatt

    Look, if the cannibal Maoris are angered at her actions then she is more than welcome to come over to my place and strip off. That- that! – would be sacred.

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  • Tooth&Claw

    Oh look. A nude woman. Yawn. If you’re offended by the banality, get a life. I’m sure the mountain will keep on, keeping on.

  • Alain

    How shocking to see such overdressing. I mean really; gloves and running shoes. They have to go.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Not to mention her hat.

  • ismiselemeas

    I was born and raised at the foot of that mountain, I should never have left!

    • Alain

      Very bad timing I would say.

  • Uncommunist

    These guys are ‘very sensitive’ and were offended …Yawn.

    • Alain

      So they likely would have preferred a nude male instead. Just saying….

      • Uncommunist

        Only if he had jailhouse tats

  • Nermal

    Story is BS. This offended an academic who was spokesman for himself. The local community doesn’t give a rat’s arse about it.

  • simus1

    My first impression was Germany.
    Not sure why.