Police Called After Cat Lurking In Tree Appeared To Be Holding Assault Rifle

OMG, it’s true!

h/t RM

  • ontario john

    Another one of those ingenious Jewish plots. Expect headlines all over the muslim world.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Talk to your cats about gun violence before gangs do.

  • Raymond Hietapakka
    • sk6actual

      Well just try to get an original scope and mount to go with it … might be a while.

      • Bless his heart

        My brother bought the WW2 sniper set up. Classic Arms.

  • David Murrell

    A cat sniper, I’m sure.

  • Brenda

    Was the cat shaved?

  • Spatchcocked

    The cat is black and white…..that makes him a mulatto don’t it?

    I’m just askin….

  • FactsWillOut

    Good thing the RCMP weren’t called, or they would have evacuated a 1km radius, and kicked in everybody’s doors and confiscated all weapons and ammo within that radius.

  • Editor

    I blame Walt Disney. Anthropomorphising bastard!

  • tom_billesley
  • sk6actual

    Waszn’t dea’ … datz my story ‘n I’m stickin’ to it!

  • APL

    Hey, it’s a variant of the old joke: What”s black and dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow with a machine gun!

  • Bless his heart

    Different makings than the host.