Downtown Toronto Blows Up – A Nation Rejoices!

Likely a hydro installation gained sentience and saw a picture of Wynne.


  • Sharkibark

    Sewer gasses maybe? Hydro transformer? Also maybe. But FOR SURE nothing to do with Islam. FOR SURE.

  • Jaedo Drax

    In all likelihood a pump failed, and the rain filled up the transformer vault. Contaminated water, plus electricity equals boom.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Stuff like that really does happen all the time.

      • ntt1

        happened in vancouver, even with our storied “dry ” rain, it flooded a vault and set off a long lasting electrical fire

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          There was a case in Winnipeg years ago where a kid was walking over a sidewalk transformer grate and it blew up killing him.
          Scumbag city lawyers fought the family for years to reach a settlement.
          It was disgusting.

  • Starlord

    Sabotage, amateur jihadi, water, human error we will never know.

  • andycanuck

    And a bunch of Spanish-speaking dicks pulling for the Cavaliers on Twitter!

  • Hilary White

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer s—hole.

  • El Martyachi

    Oh no! The HUMANITY!!!

  • mauser 98

    noxious flammable fumes from Queens Park sucked under ground by Polar Vortex
    …ignited when sewer dwelling MPP’s lit a spliff

    • Uncommunist

      I heard that they use dirty water in their bongs … a little extra sumthin sumthin.

  • simus1

    Swapping in GLLKDW’s gift led lighting items unbalanced the system?
    Oh no!
    People calling the drifting Hydro flatus “black smoke” are racists.

  • WalterBannon

    If it was Allah Akbar would the Toronto Political Police really tell you????

  • Marius K

    It was Home Capital cooking books.