Serial Cat Shaver On The Loose

Waynesboro, in Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley, has quite a mystery on its hands. Apparently, someone is capturing neighborhood cats and shaving them. According to local reports, the cats’ underbellies and legs are being shaved “precisely.”

  • Brenda

    A pet groomer in training who’s trying to get as much practice as he can?

    • Gaylord Ponce

      You beat me to it!

  • marty_p

    Somehow the individual in question misunderstood what Penthouse Forums meant by shaved pu$$y.

  • ontario john

    I’m sure it has nothing to do with Islam.

  • Waffle

    This conundrum is a bit of a pussy grabber isn’t it? (as I clutch my pearls)

  • hyperzombie

    Ummm, how do they know its upsetting to the cats? A cool breeze down south might be welcomed by our feline friends.

    • Justin St.Denis

      In the case of my two little buddies, they ADORE being shaved (after a couple days adjustment).

      • hyperzombie

        Who doesn’t like a bit of cool breeze down south in the heat of summer (well if it ever comes)

      • bob e

        adjustment ?? U run some online pussy shavin’ service ??

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  • David Murrell

    Animal lover Murrell here: the cat shaver deserves the death penalty.

    • mobuyus

      A sick fuck should be eligable for an instant death carried out by concerned citizens or have a bunch of cats shave it’s gonads.

    • hyperzombie

      thrown into a pit with 1000 shaved hungry cats?

  • Justin St.Denis

    I just had my two little buddies shaved for the Spring/Summer. The ginger tabby looks a little bit like a tiny fat lamb. His tiger-striped bro looks positively weird, but is apparently as happy as a clam with his new ‘do’. BTW, I paid a groomer for this service, and it wasn’t cheap!

  • Blind Druid

    These poor animals are obviously victims of “catscaping”.
    As is quite common in Lower Eastern Catalonia, this weirdo is shaving cats and shopping around for candidates for his newest animal porn flick.
    Finding a large cat cock can be a real challenge. Tabby Holmes is out there somewhere. Skinny, ugly and with a whole 3 inches.
    In the meantime, this guy is making sure there is no shortage of shaved pussy to draw from.
    Now let’s talk about “Cat Toys”.

  • Exile1981

    It’s likely one of those spay and neuter campaigns. Are they being shaved or is someone also “fixing” the cats to stop the stray population?

  • ismiselemeas

    In fairness, animal mutilators usually end up as serial killers or arsonists so yeah, get this prick off the streets.

  • Bataviawillem