United Airlines is facing a new PR disaster

Three-foot Simon, destined to be the world’s biggest bunny, died in the cargo section of a Boeing 767 after flying out of Heathrow to a new celebrity owner in the US.

  • tom_billesley

    What did they do to the bunny? – shrink wrap him?

  • Spatchcocked

    When I was a young logger on the west coast the older loggers told us the bunny turds one saw were called “smart pills”

    You’re wondering why?
    Because if you ate one you’d be smart enough to not eat another one…

    I tell you….logger wit is sans Pareil.

  • Spatchcocked

    It would take the Holy MOAB of Antioch to get past THAT pesky wabbit

  • Killer Marmot

    I feel a song coming on…

    United Kills Bunnies

    • Justin St.Denis

      My story isn’t funny
      United Airlines killed my bunny

      I bought him a ticket
      Left him at the wicket
      And gave him a wee snuggle and goodbye

      The next time I held him
      Was after they’d killed him
      “It’s not out fault,” they lied

      My story isn’t funny
      United Airlines killed my bunny

  • Dana Garcia

    How much bigger can they breed bunnies to be??

  • Spatchcocked

    In Tasmania they’ve bred them up to the size of Welsh ponies…..they are used to pull wagons and carts……I’ve seen myself teams of four rabbits pulling wagons holding over a long tonne of carrots.

    • Brother Antony

      Are you sure they aren’t pulling the other one – or you are 🙂

  • Waffle

    I think da wabbit went a little buggy at the thought of landing at O’Hare.