Man Refuses To Accept He’s No Longer Black After DNA Test Results

A man refused to accept the results of his ancestry DNA test after it revealed he wasn’t black, according to a New York Times piece last week.

Two professors from West Chester University decided to do an in-depth analysis into various people’s ancestries and backgrounds. First they asked participants to guess the results. One of their participants, Bernard, came away very displeased when the test revealed he was mainly European and not at all black.

Bernard walked into the test identifying himself as “black.” He informed the professors ahead of time that despite having a white mother, his mother raised him to identify as a black man.

h/t Marvin


  • mobuyus

    Ya can bake yer boots in the oven that don’t make em biscuits. Send this fucker to the congo in tasteful blackface for the full black experience.

    • He could marry Rachel Dolezal!

      • He says his politics are “as black as night”! I wouldn’t hold might breath waiting for the light to come on…

        • LairdKintyre

          Like most on the Left, Black as the night describes their politics. It matches their dark designs and evil hearts.

  • Clausewitz

    The biggest part of being progressive is being delusional.

  • Brett_McS

    Was it Chris Rock who played a blind-from-birth orphaned black man who was raised to become a white supremacist? That was a funny skit.

  • The Butterfly

    I wonder how many mommas are going to have some splainin’ to do after all these children start taking these DNA tests.

    • LairdKintyre

      Kind of reminds me of that Tyra Banks show where she DNA tested some white Supremist and he found out he was over a quarter Black. I guess she assumed everyone is a little something else. Not true in my case. I got DNA tested and it turns out I couldn’t get any whiter unless everyone of my ancestors came from Iceland.

  • Kathy Prendergast

    I know people who had the DNA ancestry test done and were bitterly disappointed to discover that they had no non-white recent ancestors.

    • mobuyus

      Those people are racists.

    • LairdKintyre

      Imagine how i feel. I have no ancestors in the 2 centuries before I was born who weren’t British. My last non British ancestor was a Dutch woman who was born around 1770.

  • Brett_McS

    The New Zealand Rugby team is known as the All Blacks, and the soccer team is known as the …

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I could understand the feeling. It’s like finding out you are no longer handicapped and have to give up your blue parking space privilege.

  • LairdKintyre

    I feel sorry for people like this in the age of DNA. Nothing is more important than passing onto your children their Heritage. When you see poor fools like this man, I can’t help but pity them. Obviously at some point in the ancestral chain someone decided to lie to their own OR simply didn’t care. I had my DNA tested. No surprises. I was pleased to see my forefathers kept the trust. I’m entirely descended from old British mostly Scottish lines in Nova Scotia and in some cases earlier to New England some going back quite literally to the Mayflower. 99.2% North European and 0.8% South European and nothing else besides. In the words of Louis Gates Jr referring to Steven Colbert, White Men don’t get much Whiter than you. Amen to that.

  • Win lottery; burn ticket.

  • tom_billesley

    He’ll want gene therapy now to turn him black.

    • mobuyus

      I’d like to open a hide tanning emporium to help these special snowflakes attain the hue they so pine for.